Apparently the Indiana legislature wants to make it illegal for homosexual or single people to use artificial insemination. 'Cause that's . . . any of their business?

Awww, that wacky Indiana! They've got a long history with eugenics, actually. The Nazis based their eugenics programs on the early 20th century Indiana laws forbidding miscegenation and allowing for the forcible sterilization of people who had mixed race children.

Indiana! How your roots shine.

Indiana wants me. Lord, I can't go back there.

Also a hotbed of the Klan in the twenties/thirties. (Dunno if that's still true.)

Big-ass list of made-up words on The Simpsons: [link]

Frinkahedron! That's my favorite.

All you cromulent worshippers step off!

Funny how made up words embiggens one's sense of self.

Ahrg. I have to change all my passwords by Friday. On 4 different systems. Must come up with something I can remember.

Must come up with something I can remember.

Howsabout "cromulent"?

Howsabout "cromulent"?

Frinkahedron! Frinkahedron!

Yes, and now you all can hack into they'll-kill-me-and-you servers now.

I've just always had this theme (a very obscure one at that, and known only to me) that I've used for passwords. But it reached its end with the last iteration. So, now I have to come up with another theme, equally as obscure and easy for me to remember.

I just spent 20 minutes waiting on hold for the help desk because the automated password reset hadn't worked. Because I'm both impatient and enabled (fear me), I decided to call the help desk again on my Blackberry. The automated password reset, no joke, went through just as the support rep picked up my call. Turns out the system came up somewhere during my eternity of hold music.