I love Overheard in the Office for introducing me to new techniques of minor torture.
HR Manager: Hey guys, I'm starting a new club in the office. Do you want to join?
Employee: Um sure, what kind of club is it?
HR Manager: It's a club for people with Wham!'s song "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" stuck in their heads. Congratulations, you are all now members!
85 E Street
South Portland, Maine
Employees: We're starting a club of people who want to beat the HR Manager to death and we have more members.
I was talking to someone yesterday who can't sit at a computer for more than an hour without getting cabin fever, and who can't read a book without falling asleep. I've never heard them talk about TV.
I am protected by the mighty iPod. All hail Apple.
Snarks on Miers' looks:
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I love it when the interweb makes fun of ugly people.
wrod...I had not personally spotted the Blank resemblance, but I can't argue.
South Portland, Maine
*Sniff!*
Brings a tear to my eye and warms my heart to know that we grow them that evil back home.
He also said "I'm on the computer enough as it is," at which point I knew I was talking to a crazy person and got the hell out of there.
I usually get to that point a couple times a year, and then I go on vacation. After a few days without computer access, I remember that I don't know how to live without Google.
I love it when the interweb makes fun of ugly people.
Some say the internet is for porn, but really, where would it be without the mocking?