My computer was in the shop for a whole week last month. I was freaking the hell out the whole time. I actually find Wikipedia more useful than Google these days, though.
Natter 39 and Holding
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
where would it be without the mocking?
I had to explain to someone that the only reason I really like to be around people at all is because of the opportunities it offers to mock!
So, speaking of annoying New York types... I was just in McDonald's and this little girl was throwing a drama fit about how she couldn't possibly sit there, with lots of pointing and gasping. The nanny was like, whatever, and started moving to another table. Finally the little girl said, "They wrote on the banquet!" Since when do five year olds know what a banquet is?
Um, what is a banquet. I mean, I know the "fancy feast" definition, but did she mean the table, or counter, or what.
Also? She's smart. Chris (will I EVER stop typing that as "Christ" < backspace > < space >) talked me into it, and my stomach is still unhappy, two and a half hours later.
banquet
I think it's ban-ket, which is a built in bench.
Fuck, I don't mean banquet. Banquette? The seats along the wall.
This is why I'll never be rich.
She meant the seat. (Pronounced like the qu are a k, I believe.)
Banquette? The seats along the wall.
Correct.
I have a special hate on for that type of child's parents.
MOCK MOCK MOCK.
Oh, but I did have a positive Youth Of New York experience, too -- these three boys on the subway were rapping to each other and singing and stuff, and I knew all the songs! (Ludacris, Kanye, Daddy Yankee, plus bonus R. Kelly mockery) I felt very hip and now.