Where would you get your mathematical straight lines?
On the street.
The King of Cups expects a picnic. But this is not his birthday!
Drusilla ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Natter 39 and Holding
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Ginger - Oct 03, 2005 4:47:24 pm PDT #3027 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
tommyrot - Oct 03, 2005 4:47:57 pm PDT #3028 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
On the street.
First one's free!
Cashmere - Oct 03, 2005 4:49:24 pm PDT #3029 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.
What would you people do for humor without me? Where would you get your mathematical straight lines?
From the domesticated mathematician I keep in a cage on the couch at home.
brenda m - Oct 03, 2005 4:49:41 pm PDT #3030 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
How gullible are you? [link]
And no, it's not some trick, where clicking on the link proves you're gullible.
Uh-huh. But accepting their definition of "free thinker" might.
Kalshane - Oct 03, 2005 4:50:13 pm PDT #3031 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
How gullible are you?
Some of those answers seem rather tinfoil hatty.
X-posty, naturally.
le nubian - Oct 03, 2005 4:51:05 pm PDT #3032 of 10002
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
I am a free-thinker according to the gullibility index. It says I would have eaten the red pill if I were in the Matrix.
Morpheus, my man.
bon bon - Oct 03, 2005 4:52:19 pm PDT #3033 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Sample answer:
Having a baby is a patent violation because the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office routinely grants patents on human gene sequences found in all humans.
TRUE.
Sure.
§ ita § - Oct 03, 2005 4:53:11 pm PDT #3034 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Bon, we all know you're a tool of the man, so we're not even listening to you.
Jessica - Oct 03, 2005 4:53:39 pm PDT #3035 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Um...
Prescription drugs approved as safe by the FDA are safe to consume on a long-term basis.
That's not a true/false question.
Ginger - Oct 03, 2005 4:53:43 pm PDT #3036 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Some of those answers seem rather tinfoil hatty.
That quiz is more for people who have lined their whole houses with tinfoil and who sit around waiting for the black helicopters.