Bon, we all know you're a tool of the man, so we're not even listening to you.
Wash: I didn't think you were one for rituals and such. Mal: I'm not, but it'll keep the others busy for a while. No reason to concern them with what's to be done.
'Bushwhacked'
Natter 39 and Holding
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Oct 03, 2005 4:53:11 pm PDT #3034 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Jessica - Oct 03, 2005 4:53:39 pm PDT #3035 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Um...
Prescription drugs approved as safe by the FDA are safe to consume on a long-term basis.
That's not a true/false question.
Ginger - Oct 03, 2005 4:53:43 pm PDT #3036 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Some of those answers seem rather tinfoil hatty.
That quiz is more for people who have lined their whole houses with tinfoil and who sit around waiting for the black helicopters.
tommyrot - Oct 03, 2005 4:55:17 pm PDT #3037 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Having a baby is a patent violation because the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office routinely grants patents on human gene sequences found in all humans.
TRUE.
Yeah, they're not helping their cause by claiming that.
All the clean hydrogen we need to power the world is already contained in crystals at the bottom of the ocean called gas hydrates.
TRUE. The mainstream U.S. press doesn't talk about it much, but the world's hydrogen problems have a ready solution. Frozen ice crystals found off the shores of Canada, Japan, Russia, Iceland and other nations with Northern shores contain vast quantities of clean, frozen hydrogen -- enough to power the entire world far beyond the limits of petroleum reserves. The U.S. press doesn't talk much about gas hydrates, preferring to focus on hydrogen derived from either natural gas or petroleum (resources the U.S. tends to own or control).
It'd be nice if this was true. I actually know nothing about this, but this reminds me of the people who say that if we only legalized pot and made everything out of hemp, we'd solve all the world's energy and pollution problems while creating world peace.
Steph L. - Oct 03, 2005 4:55:44 pm PDT #3038 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
A lot of those aren't true/false questions. Perhaps I'm a wanna-be tool of The Man.
Oh, that too. But I was thinking of
Oh, yeah -- that made me snicker.
Jessica - Oct 03, 2005 4:57:51 pm PDT #3039 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I'm very curious about the organization behind this quiz -- is it a hoax, or a bunch of genuine nutjobs?
Jesse - Oct 03, 2005 4:58:22 pm PDT #3040 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Tools of the Man, allayez.
Who'm I kidding--I don't know his name and he's probably eating my candy as we speak.
This is my fear. I handed eight bucks to some kid who told me she lives on the second floor.
tommyrot - Oct 03, 2005 4:59:56 pm PDT #3041 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
This question bugged me:
The U.S. is the most technologically advanced nation in the world.
Because there are any number of ways to measure "technologically advanced nations."
bon bon - Oct 03, 2005 5:00:32 pm PDT #3042 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Bon, we all know you're a tool of the man, so we're not even listening to you.
Dirty hippies!
brenda m - Oct 03, 2005 5:01:43 pm PDT #3043 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
The last question makes me wonder if there's some Christian Science connection.