River: 1001. 1002. Simon: River... River: Shh. I'm counting between the lightning and the thunder to see if the storm is coming or going. .1005

'The Message'


Natter 39 and Holding  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Oct 03, 2005 7:44:31 am PDT #2787 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My screen is vibrating. There's no payoff there.

I do think that dress calls for dainty shoes, but not sure about the height.

Aha. Yeah, I kinda feared that. I'm realising I have nothing dainty at all, dammit, shoewise, and pretty little clotheswise. I'm kinda one note.

Okay. Will do.


shrift - Oct 03, 2005 7:45:49 am PDT #2788 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

My boss is far too cheap to spring for the installation of a coin-operated ergonomic Magic Fingers for my ass, tommyrot, and all of my quarters are reserved for Cheetos emergencies.


le nubian - Oct 03, 2005 7:46:36 am PDT #2789 of 10002
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

That conservative site reaction to GWB's justice pick is HILARIOUS. I'm laughing over my lunch.

Karl Rove should go to jail for THIS, not Plamegate


Jesse - Oct 03, 2005 7:47:24 am PDT #2790 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'm realising I have nothing dainty at all, dammit, shoewise, and pretty little clotheswise. I'm kinda one note.

So it'll be good to have one pair. I'd let you borrow my silver sandals if you were out here. And your feet are as big as mine.

Welcome, Kal-El Coppola Cage!


Calli - Oct 03, 2005 7:47:31 am PDT #2791 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

We have construction going on one floor below my office. There are no vibrations, but there are regular sawing, clanking, hammering, and other construction-y noises. It's kind of distracting, but not so much as the floor moving beneath my feet.


Sophia Brooks - Oct 03, 2005 7:49:23 am PDT #2792 of 10002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Kal-el?

WTF?


Jessica - Oct 03, 2005 7:50:16 am PDT #2793 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Kal-El Coppola Cage!

And the Apple Paltrow Blythe Alison Martin support group gains another member.


Volans - Oct 03, 2005 7:50:38 am PDT #2794 of 10002
move out and draw fire

Kal-el?

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BWAH HA HA HA HA!!!!


tommyrot - Oct 03, 2005 7:51:26 am PDT #2795 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

You won't be laughing when he gets his superpowers....


§ ita § - Oct 03, 2005 7:51:58 am PDT #2796 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

KAL EL???? C'mon -- you can be a geek, but try and be stealth about it, for god's sake.

Though, it would crack me up if there were a rash of celebs reporting ludicrous names for their perfectly normally named kids.

I have a lot of shopping and little time. Dammit, I thought the ceremony was week after next.