Kal-el?
WTF?
This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?
Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'
Natter 39 and Holding
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sophia Brooks - Oct 03, 2005 7:49:23 am PDT #2792 of 10002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Jessica - Oct 03, 2005 7:50:16 am PDT #2793 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Kal-El Coppola Cage!
And the Apple Paltrow Blythe Alison Martin support group gains another member.
Volans - Oct 03, 2005 7:50:38 am PDT #2794 of 10002
move out and draw fire
Kal-el?
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BWAH HA HA HA HA!!!!
tommyrot - Oct 03, 2005 7:51:26 am PDT #2795 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
You won't be laughing when he gets his superpowers....
§ ita § - Oct 03, 2005 7:51:58 am PDT #2796 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
KAL EL???? C'mon -- you can be a geek, but try and be stealth about it, for god's sake.
Though, it would crack me up if there were a rash of celebs reporting ludicrous names for their perfectly normally named kids.
I have a lot of shopping and little time. Dammit, I thought the ceremony was week after next.
Emily - Oct 03, 2005 7:52:08 am PDT #2797 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Must leave now and do very responsible things, but I DON'T WANNA!
(ETA: Damn. Jor, Kal, sometimes I get confused.)
Nutty - Oct 03, 2005 7:52:28 am PDT #2798 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
The rush to name the Garner-Affleck child begins! With their taste, the poor kid will be named Yastrzemski Ortiz Lastnames. And be a girl.
Jesse - Oct 03, 2005 7:52:38 am PDT #2799 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I wonder if he'll go by Clark?
§ ita § - Oct 03, 2005 7:53:33 am PDT #2800 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
With their taste, the poor kid will be named Yastrzemski Ortiz Lastnames.
They seem so charming! Are they reputed for crap taste (I'm not including teabagging here -- that should be irrelevant. Please let it be irrelevant).
Jessica - Oct 03, 2005 7:53:33 am PDT #2801 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I wonder if he'll go by Clark?
Bwah!