Spam keeps trying to resolve my Eliza Dushku problems.
We have to see the chimp playing hockey! That's hilarious! The ice is so slippery, and, and monkeys are all irrational. We have to see this!
Anya ,'Bring On The Night'
Natter 39 and Holding
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Sep 30, 2005 1:23:14 pm PDT #2449 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Aims - Sep 30, 2005 1:26:41 pm PDT #2450 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I just found a wee MSU cheerleading uniform. I think I need it.
Allyson - Sep 30, 2005 1:28:46 pm PDT #2451 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
And lo, I have it in mine to the tune of "Allison."
I held this song dear. It was mine, all mine.
And now, ruined.
cries
§ ita § - Sep 30, 2005 1:31:46 pm PDT #2452 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
And now, ruined.
Joss is a powerful man, to get beyond your attachment to the song that calls you a slut and threatens to kill you, and ruin it with a movie. WHICH YOU HELPED MAKE HAPPEN.
So it's really all on you.
Burrell - Sep 30, 2005 1:40:08 pm PDT #2453 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Don't let ita ruin it for you. Just be like me and repress any knowledge of how to scan the word to make it fit the song.
Aims - Sep 30, 2005 1:51:47 pm PDT #2454 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
"Naaaaa-ay-than....I know the fight is still in you...OH! Naaaaaaaaaaa-ay-than...rebels are true..."
Allyson - Sep 30, 2005 1:52:30 pm PDT #2455 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
My mom called earlier. She said my nephew had an extraordinary adventure at a farm.
He saw horses, turkeys, and cows.
She asked, "what sound did the cows make?"
He said, "mooooooo."
She asked, "What sound did the turkeys make?"
He said, "Turkeys bite me."
And held up one bandaided finger, which he was apparently using to poke at turkeys.
Aims - Sep 30, 2005 1:52:55 pm PDT #2456 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
BWAH! Funny kid.
Almare - Sep 30, 2005 1:56:31 pm PDT #2457 of 10002
"My drink preference does not indicate my sexual preference. "
Kathy A - Sep 30, 2005 2:23:34 pm PDT #2458 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
My brother's toddler story that is still told in the family (45 years later) is of the time some of the uncles decided to test him on his animal noises.
"Kip, what sound does a cow make?"
"Mooo."
"What sound does a dog make?"
"Ruff ruff!"
"What sound does a turtle make?"
Long pause. Then, "Turd turd?"