You want to meet the real me now?

Mal ,'War Stories'


Natter 39 and Holding  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Aims - Sep 30, 2005 1:26:41 pm PDT #2450 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I just found a wee MSU cheerleading uniform. I think I need it.


Allyson - Sep 30, 2005 1:28:46 pm PDT #2451 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

And lo, I have it in mine to the tune of "Allison."

I held this song dear. It was mine, all mine.

And now, ruined.

cries


§ ita § - Sep 30, 2005 1:31:46 pm PDT #2452 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

And now, ruined.

Joss is a powerful man, to get beyond your attachment to the song that calls you a slut and threatens to kill you, and ruin it with a movie. WHICH YOU HELPED MAKE HAPPEN.

So it's really all on you.


Burrell - Sep 30, 2005 1:40:08 pm PDT #2453 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Don't let ita ruin it for you. Just be like me and repress any knowledge of how to scan the word to make it fit the song.


Aims - Sep 30, 2005 1:51:47 pm PDT #2454 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

"Naaaaa-ay-than....I know the fight is still in you...OH! Naaaaaaaaaaa-ay-than...rebels are true..."


Allyson - Sep 30, 2005 1:52:30 pm PDT #2455 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

My mom called earlier. She said my nephew had an extraordinary adventure at a farm.

He saw horses, turkeys, and cows.

She asked, "what sound did the cows make?"

He said, "mooooooo."

She asked, "What sound did the turkeys make?"

He said, "Turkeys bite me."

And held up one bandaided finger, which he was apparently using to poke at turkeys.


Aims - Sep 30, 2005 1:52:55 pm PDT #2456 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

BWAH! Funny kid.


Almare - Sep 30, 2005 1:56:31 pm PDT #2457 of 10002
"My drink preference does not indicate my sexual preference. "

Gay Squid Sex Anyone?


Kathy A - Sep 30, 2005 2:23:34 pm PDT #2458 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

My brother's toddler story that is still told in the family (45 years later) is of the time some of the uncles decided to test him on his animal noises.

"Kip, what sound does a cow make?"
"Mooo."
"What sound does a dog make?"
"Ruff ruff!"
"What sound does a turtle make?"
Long pause. Then, "Turd turd?"


sarameg - Sep 30, 2005 2:43:36 pm PDT #2459 of 10002

Allyson, that's adorable. Hopefully he'll learn to not poke. But don't hold your breath. That's how my twentysomething brother got nipped by an anteater.....

My singer is a treadle machine. My parents once salvaged one similar. The machine itself was badly beat up, as was much of the cabinet, but my dad was able to take out the drawer boxes and the tip-tilt front box. He made a cabinet for the 8 drawers, down to getting oak with the right grain and stain. It's GORGEOUS. He mounted the tiptilt drawer in its own wee cabinet under the edge of his shop table. He currently keeps drill bits in it.

For the base, he topped it with butcherblock, and it resides in the kitchen. It's a great work surface. And pretty!