Don't worry, I'm not gonna start any sword fights. I'm over that phase.

Mal ,'War Stories'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


bon bon - Sep 28, 2005 11:07:40 am PDT #1657 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

The Supreme Court agreed to hear the case without awaiting the opinion of the new chief justice.

That's because his opinion doesn't matter. False insinuations about the meaning of the cert-granting process are irritating.


§ ita § - Sep 28, 2005 11:07:44 am PDT #1658 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Fire? Like, office in flames fire? I've had bad days, but not days that bad.

Well, not the office. I drove past two on the way into work this morning (one brush fire, the other looked like a building fire). And emergency helicopters are now flying overhead on their way to a plume of white smoke further west.

It is not only fall (three rain showers in the past week), but fire season.


§ ita § - Sep 28, 2005 11:10:42 am PDT #1659 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Is the new officemate going to resent me because my decorating scheme is "piles" while his appears to be nice pictures, organized bulletin board and white board and a bunch of those despair.com tchotchkes?

No, they'll resent you for other reasons.

Does Wayne Brady have to choke a bitch?

God, yes.


sarameg - Sep 28, 2005 11:22:16 am PDT #1660 of 10002

No, they'll resent you for other reasons.

It's cause I'm sitting by the window, isn't it?!

(actually, it's kind of pathetic. Being the minimalist I am, officewise, I take up only 1/4 of the space. Despite being here first, it looks like I'm camping in his office.)


Topic!Cindy - Sep 28, 2005 11:23:54 am PDT #1661 of 10002
What is even happening?

Is the new officemate going to resent me because my decorating scheme is "piles" while his appears to be nice pictures, organized bulletin board and white board and a bunch of those despair.com tchotchkes?

He'll likely act as though he does, but secretly, you'll make him ecstatically happy, as you feed his feelings of superiority.


tommyrot - Sep 28, 2005 11:24:54 am PDT #1662 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Here's the religion study, if anyone's interested: Cross-National Correlations of Quantifiable Societal Health with Popular Religiosity and Secularism in the Prosperous Democracies


le nubian - Sep 28, 2005 11:25:45 am PDT #1663 of 10002
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I just watched "The Daily Show"...

uh, where could I get all the LOTR figurines in chocolate. You *know* if this were available online, it would absolutely sell out.


§ ita § - Sep 28, 2005 11:26:49 am PDT #1664 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You *know* if this were available online, it would absolutely sell out.

Well, except for Gimli.


Burrell - Sep 28, 2005 11:28:51 am PDT #1665 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

uh, where could I get all the LOTR figurines in chocolate. You *know* if this were available online, it would absolutely sell out.

I'm so broken by the Secret Diaries that I'd want Merry and Pipin to have carrots.


§ ita § - Sep 28, 2005 11:32:48 am PDT #1666 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I admit, I've never seen the ad, but couldn't they have developed a better cover story? No, I guess this is more fun.

The National Hockey League's return to television is getting some unexpected free publicity thanks to a controversy generated by Martha Burk, chairman of the National Council of Women's Organizations. Burk has objected to a an NHL promotional spot in which a bare-chested hockey player is dressed by a scantily clad woman. The spot, which Burk describes as "offensive" to women, is part of the "More Entertainment! More Passion! More Hockey!" campaign developed to promote the league prior to its season opener on Oct. 5. An NHL spokeswoman commented, "This ad is very respectful of women. The woman [dressing the player] is a spiritual and physical trainer for the warrior, and his mentor."