Smith's lawyer, Howard K. Stern

Howard Stern representing Anna Nicole Smith.

The mind boggles.

If you have any other questions, don't hesitate to ask.

Does Wayne Brady have to choke a bitch?

Emily, do you just need to find the median once? If so, create a new table that has all the fields of the existing table/query (or just the primary key), plus an additional autonumber field. Insert your records into the new table using a query that sorts your records by the field you want to find the median for. When you're done, note the larget autonumber value (on the last record), divide by 2 and find the resulting value autonumber field.

I've been wracking my brain trying to think of a bette non-code way of doing it, but haven't come up with anything.

eta: A much simpler way - just sort your table or query by the field you want the median. Note the number of records. Divide by 2, and type the resulting number in the record count box at the bottom left of query/table. Hit Enter.

The Supreme Court agreed to hear the case without awaiting the opinion of the new chief justice.

That's because his opinion doesn't matter. False insinuations about the meaning of the cert-granting process are irritating.

Fire? Like, office in flames fire? I've had bad days, but not days that bad.

Well, not the office. I drove past two on the way into work this morning (one brush fire, the other looked like a building fire). And emergency helicopters are now flying overhead on their way to a plume of white smoke further west.

It is not only fall (three rain showers in the past week), but fire season.

Is the new officemate going to resent me because my decorating scheme is "piles" while his appears to be nice pictures, organized bulletin board and white board and a bunch of those despair.com tchotchkes?

No, they'll resent you for other reasons.

Does Wayne Brady have to choke a bitch?

God, yes.

No, they'll resent you for other reasons.

It's cause I'm sitting by the window, isn't it?!

(actually, it's kind of pathetic. Being the minimalist I am, officewise, I take up only 1/4 of the space. Despite being here first, it looks like I'm camping in his office.)

Is the new officemate going to resent me because my decorating scheme is "piles" while his appears to be nice pictures, organized bulletin board and white board and a bunch of those despair.com tchotchkes?

He'll likely act as though he does, but secretly, you'll make him ecstatically happy, as you feed his feelings of superiority.

Here's the religion study, if anyone's interested: Cross-National Correlations of Quantifiable Societal Health with Popular Religiosity and Secularism in the Prosperous Democracies

I just watched "The Daily Show"...

uh, where could I get all the LOTR figurines in chocolate. You *know* if this were available online, it would absolutely sell out.