From IMDB:

Hollywood star Gwyneth Paltrow wishes she found success in her later years, because she had nothing to strive for after winning her Oscar. While Paltrow's popularity in Hollywood peaked at the age of 26, the actress admits she was unequipped to cope wit the pressures of fame and didn't want to reach the pinnacle of her career so early. After leaping to fame in 1995 thanks to her romance with Brad Pitt, Paltrow's more recent films have failed to match the huge success of 1998 period romance Shakespeare In Love, for which she won an Academy Award. Paltrow, who turns 33 today says, "When you reach the pinnacle of your success at 26, as I did, it's not healthy. It leaves you in a sort of crisis in terms of what you're supposed to be and do for the rest of your life. I made the mistakes of working too much and it turned out to be really the wrong thing. I just had a lot of life in 10 years. I achieved a lot early, but I wasn't very happy." Since her 2003 marriage to Chris Martin and the 2004 birth of their baby Apple, Paltrow is finally happy. She enthuses, "At this point in my life, I have a real life. Having Apple has changed everything for me."

Well, at least she had a kid instead of making Snow Dogs, but, really, why do you have to roll over and die because you got a statue.

For some reason I was really surprised when my alarm went off this morning. Sure, it's never a wonderful thing, but something convinced me this morning that it was even less right than before. I expect the universe to compensate me sometime today for having this happen. Because life is fair, right?

I need to make sure to catch the repeat of The Daily Show with Viggo.

Viggo was as charming as I've ever seen him, and it was good to see Stewart delighted to be flabbergasted.

Hollywood star Gwyneth Paltrow wishes she found success in her later years, because she had nothing to strive for after winning her Oscar.

@@ to infinity and beyond. Whatev. There's this thing known as "honing your craft" and "taking on new challenges", Gwynnie. And an Oscar is not the pinnacle of success- it's a very good marker of success, but not IT. If it were, Scorcese would have had to kill himself by now.

Today is moving day. I am not. So I'm going to sit at my desk as strangers wander in and out and cart off 75% of the furniture in my office. I'm going to have to get out of the way for some of it.

Going to be an odd day.

I'm so dopey today.

Viggo was as charming as I've ever seen him, and it was good to see Stewart delighted to be flabbergasted.

It was definitely one of the better celebrity, as opposed to political, interviews I've seen him do. The Colbert addendum was icing.

The Colbert thing killed me.

After sleeping too late again this morning, I think I may finally be recovered from my weekend. I wish I didn't have homework due tonight and a meeting this afternoon.

And poor laid-up Rio! Immobile for a couple of weeks seems like it would suck for reals.

The Colbert thing killed me.

I gotta say, if Viggo actually sends the characters of LOTR carved in chocolate to him, they better show us. However, Colbert's reaction per Jon, NSM.