You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.

Simon ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 39 and Holding  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Theodosia - Sep 28, 2005 4:57:59 am PDT #1546 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Viggo was as charming as I've ever seen him, and it was good to see Stewart delighted to be flabbergasted.


juliana - Sep 28, 2005 5:01:16 am PDT #1547 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Hollywood star Gwyneth Paltrow wishes she found success in her later years, because she had nothing to strive for after winning her Oscar.

@@ to infinity and beyond. Whatev. There's this thing known as "honing your craft" and "taking on new challenges", Gwynnie. And an Oscar is not the pinnacle of success- it's a very good marker of success, but not IT. If it were, Scorcese would have had to kill himself by now.


Nora Deirdre - Sep 28, 2005 5:03:46 am PDT #1548 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

sarameg - Sep 28, 2005 5:05:47 am PDT #1549 of 10002

Today is moving day. I am not. So I'm going to sit at my desk as strangers wander in and out and cart off 75% of the furniture in my office. I'm going to have to get out of the way for some of it.

Going to be an odd day.


Nora Deirdre - Sep 28, 2005 5:06:40 am PDT #1550 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I'm so dopey today.


Frankenbuddha - Sep 28, 2005 5:07:40 am PDT #1551 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Viggo was as charming as I've ever seen him, and it was good to see Stewart delighted to be flabbergasted.

It was definitely one of the better celebrity, as opposed to political, interviews I've seen him do. The Colbert addendum was icing.


Jesse - Sep 28, 2005 5:25:53 am PDT #1552 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

The Colbert thing killed me.

After sleeping too late again this morning, I think I may finally be recovered from my weekend. I wish I didn't have homework due tonight and a meeting this afternoon.

And poor laid-up Rio! Immobile for a couple of weeks seems like it would suck for reals.


Frankenbuddha - Sep 28, 2005 5:30:18 am PDT #1553 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

The Colbert thing killed me.

I gotta say, if Viggo actually sends the characters of LOTR carved in chocolate to him, they better show us. However, Colbert's reaction per Jon, NSM.


Kalshane - Sep 28, 2005 5:35:30 am PDT #1554 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Ow. The oatmeal here at work is apparently like unto napalm. I spilled some onto my finger while trying to use the provided laddle which was half again the circumfrance of the takeout bowls. It quickly went from "Hmm. That's a little warm. Let me finish filling my bowl." to "Dear God, it burns! Get it off! Get it off!" in the space of about 3 seconds.


Jessica - Sep 28, 2005 5:47:03 am PDT #1555 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Viggo was just adorable, in that creepy way that he is. The rubber animals thing was bizarrely charming (and I think Jon was genuinely surprised).

Also, I'm going to marry Stephen Colbert.