I reckon someone should name a band "Omnidirectional Clitoris". A swing band, say.
The strangest local band name we have here is "Hootie McBoob & The Inflatable Dates". I can't say if they're swing or not, though.
I'll be in my bunk.
Jayne ,'War Stories'
Natter 39 and Holding
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Cashmere - Sep 22, 2005 5:04:59 pm PDT #152 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.
billytea - Sep 22, 2005 5:07:39 pm PDT #153 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
The strangest local band name we have here is "Hootie McBoob & The Inflatable Dates". I can't say if they're swing or not, though.
I'm not sure you want Hootie McBoob to swing. I don't pretend to know that much about it, though.
quester - Sep 22, 2005 5:09:17 pm PDT #154 of 10002
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
Crap! New thread?!? I haven't caught up in the old one yet! Whine!
Wolfram - Sep 22, 2005 5:14:49 pm PDT #155 of 10002
Visilurking
Trudy, I realize I'm not the foremost authority on women's nether regions, but considering the aperture in question wouldn't the woman have to be some sort of freak of nature to get any contact pressure?
Maybe it depends on the phone.
And why am I getting into this conversation?
Trudy Booth - Sep 22, 2005 5:19:25 pm PDT #156 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
wouldn't the woman have to be some sort of freak of nature to get any contact pressure?
It's like an iceberg, apparently, what we think of as the clitoris is just a small portion of the organ. The rest is back there being all engorged and responding very well to even indirect pressure. Depending on how an individual woman is lined up, the back door can be quite orgasmic.
Zenkitty - Sep 22, 2005 5:22:01 pm PDT #157 of 10002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
I totally need to go back and catch up on what I skipped for this conversation.
tommyrot - Sep 22, 2005 5:23:20 pm PDT #158 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I totally need to go back and catch up on what I skipped for this conversation.
You'll probably be disappointed.
It started with a stolen cellphone. That the thief hid.
Trudy Booth - Sep 22, 2005 5:24:57 pm PDT #159 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Then Noise said it should have been on vibrate.
Ironic considering his name and job.
tommyrot - Sep 22, 2005 5:25:04 pm PDT #160 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Salon update on Bianca:
Update: According to a White House pool report posted by Wonkette, the president's Bianca is Bianca Davie of Bloomberg News. Davie was in the room when Bush called out to her, but she didn't respond, Wonkette says, because she didn't have a question for the president. That wasn't the end of it for the commander in chief, however. Appearing a short while later with Jordan's King Abdullah II, Bush told reporters: "Hey, the king wants to know if Bianca is here."
OK, so what does King Abdullah II have to do with all this? The POTUS has a strange sense of humor.
billytea - Sep 22, 2005 5:26:41 pm PDT #161 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
I totally need to go back and catch up on what I skipped for this conversation.
To fill you in, it seems that when you excite Super Porny Pants she becomes a danger to shipping.