If only she'd remembered to put the phone on vibrate.
She doesn't have a prostate so less fun for her.
The back of the clitoris can be just as sensitive as the front, actually.
Jayne: Yeah, that was some pretty risky sittin' you did there. Wash: That's right, of course, 'cause they wouldn't arrest me if we got boarded, I'm just the pilot. I can always say I was flying the ship by accident.
'Serenity'
Natter 39 and Holding
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Trudy Booth - Sep 22, 2005 4:53:00 pm PDT #147 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Sheryl - Sep 22, 2005 4:58:30 pm PDT #148 of 10002
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
Timelies all!
We have DSL! Finally!
(Now I need to catch up on my fanfic reading. That's what the weekend's for...)
billytea - Sep 22, 2005 5:01:39 pm PDT #149 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
The back of the clitoris can be just as sensitive as the front, actually.
I reckon someone should name a band "Omnidirectional Clitoris". A swing band, say. Or maybe a parrot.
Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 22, 2005 5:01:55 pm PDT #150 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Trudy, I realize I'm not the foremost authority on women's nether regions, but considering the aperture in question wouldn't the woman have to be some sort of freak of nature to get any contact pressure?
Lee - Sep 22, 2005 5:02:58 pm PDT #151 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Yay Sheryl!
If you don't like, BTW, there is an Alternate Prezzie here. I was going to send you two, but I broke one pair of hooks, so I could only finish one.
So if I fib like a fibbing thing in fibbsville and say I don't like this one, I get another one?
I think I like this plan.
Cashmere - Sep 22, 2005 5:04:59 pm PDT #152 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.
I reckon someone should name a band "Omnidirectional Clitoris". A swing band, say.
The strangest local band name we have here is "Hootie McBoob & The Inflatable Dates". I can't say if they're swing or not, though.
billytea - Sep 22, 2005 5:07:39 pm PDT #153 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
The strangest local band name we have here is "Hootie McBoob & The Inflatable Dates". I can't say if they're swing or not, though.
I'm not sure you want Hootie McBoob to swing. I don't pretend to know that much about it, though.
quester - Sep 22, 2005 5:09:17 pm PDT #154 of 10002
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
Crap! New thread?!? I haven't caught up in the old one yet! Whine!
Wolfram - Sep 22, 2005 5:14:49 pm PDT #155 of 10002
Visilurking
Trudy, I realize I'm not the foremost authority on women's nether regions, but considering the aperture in question wouldn't the woman have to be some sort of freak of nature to get any contact pressure?
Maybe it depends on the phone.
And why am I getting into this conversation?
Trudy Booth - Sep 22, 2005 5:19:25 pm PDT #156 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
wouldn't the woman have to be some sort of freak of nature to get any contact pressure?
It's like an iceberg, apparently, what we think of as the clitoris is just a small portion of the organ. The rest is back there being all engorged and responding very well to even indirect pressure. Depending on how an individual woman is lined up, the back door can be quite orgasmic.