I was actually the one family member who could hold it the longest. And I was NOT the one who upon finishing a meal asked When are we gonna stop and eat? (that would be my brother.)
My younger brother was very prone to motion sickness. And breaking things, occasionally attached to his torso. And being constantly covered in cuts, scrapes and bruises. And he's 33, and
it still happens!
I swear he has a quota, and if he heals up below it he goes looking for neanderthals in pubs to insult their girlfriend.
My brother still has to be nice to his stomach after eating so poorly in the army he ended up with an infected bleeding ulcer (which he had when we were in New Orleans. Of all places sad to be caught with a bleeding ulcer.)
Some things, are for life.
Jesse, I'm hoping they all go away.
Oh, and you'll all be excited to know that my non-templated CD insert looks awesome with the addition of a bunch of stickers and a maroon cardstock backing.
I feel like I have more to do tonight, but I guess not. There are phone calls I should make, but I don't feel like it.
If only she'd remembered to put the phone on vibrate.
She doesn't have a prostate so less fun for her.
The back of the clitoris can be just as sensitive as the front, actually.
Timelies all!
We have DSL! Finally!
(Now I need to catch up on my fanfic reading. That's what the weekend's for...)
The back of the clitoris can be just as sensitive as the front, actually.
I reckon someone should name a band "Omnidirectional Clitoris". A swing band, say. Or maybe a parrot.
Trudy, I realize I'm not the foremost authority on women's nether regions, but considering the aperture in question wouldn't the woman have to be some sort of freak of nature to get any contact pressure?
Yay Sheryl!
If you don't like, BTW, there is an Alternate Prezzie here. I was going to send you two, but I broke one pair of hooks, so I could only finish one.
So if I fib like a fibbing thing in fibbsville and say I don't like this one, I get another one?
I think I like this plan.
I reckon someone should name a band "Omnidirectional Clitoris". A swing band, say.
The strangest local band name we have here is "Hootie McBoob & The Inflatable Dates". I can't say if they're swing or not, though.
The strangest local band name we have here is "Hootie McBoob & The Inflatable Dates". I can't say if they're swing or not, though.
I'm not sure you want Hootie McBoob to swing. I don't pretend to know that much about it, though.