If you can't handle them having been alive, I recommend reconsidering having them killed so you can eat them.
I don't have a problem with chickens having been alive. What I do have a problem with is chickens that are dead, being re-animated and dancing around the room, and possibly turning into a hungry Gremlin. I am pretty sure there must be a horror movie out there that touches on this topic.
As long as they act dead, and go quietly into the oven, I got no beef with chickens. So to speak.
I took a fish head out to see a movie, / didn't have to pay to get it in!
I do have a problem with is chickens that are dead, being re-animated and dancing around the room, and possibly turning into a hungry Gremlin
I think you're projecting -- that's what beer does to
live people,
much less so with dead chickens.
I don't have a problem with chickens having been alive. What I do have a problem with is chickens that are dead, being re-animated and dancing around the room, and possibly turning into a hungry Gremlin. I am pretty sure there must be a horror movie out there that touches on this topic.
Teppy's made some good LJ posts on anthropomorphized foods, which, no matter way you slice it (or them) are pretty much saying, "Eat me."
Tom, my standby tea is Keemun Ji Hong which is a nice China black without too much tannin and with a chocolaty aftertaste.
Roly poly fish heads / are never seen drinking / cappucino in Italian restaurants / with Oriental women....
I
really
don't want to know what a half-full can of beer up the behind would do to a live human. Probably, it would make them cranky, and cranky people in the kitchen are never helpful.
Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm
YEAH!!
I really don't want to know what a half-full can of beer up the behind would do to a live human. Probably, it would make them cranky, and cranky people in the kitchen are never helpful.
It gives a whole new meaning to high colonic, I'll tell you what.
My stance that meat should not be identifiable as having come from something living is once again validated. I do not practice vegetarianism so much as plausible deniability.