I do have a problem with is chickens that are dead, being re-animated and dancing around the room, and possibly turning into a hungry Gremlin
I think you're projecting -- that's what beer does to live people, much less so with dead chickens.
It's just an object. It doesn't mean what you think.
River ,'Objects In Space'
Natter 39 and Holding
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Sep 27, 2005 8:14:41 am PDT #1257 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Topic!Cindy - Sep 27, 2005 8:15:59 am PDT #1258 of 10002
What is even happening?
I don't have a problem with chickens having been alive. What I do have a problem with is chickens that are dead, being re-animated and dancing around the room, and possibly turning into a hungry Gremlin. I am pretty sure there must be a horror movie out there that touches on this topic.
Teppy's made some good LJ posts on anthropomorphized foods, which, no matter way you slice it (or them) are pretty much saying, "Eat me."
Betsy HP - Sep 27, 2005 8:16:00 am PDT #1259 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
Tom, my standby tea is Keemun Ji Hong which is a nice China black without too much tannin and with a chocolaty aftertaste.
Steph L. - Sep 27, 2005 8:16:04 am PDT #1260 of 10002
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
Roly poly fish heads / are never seen drinking / cappucino in Italian restaurants / with Oriental women....
Nutty - Sep 27, 2005 8:16:43 am PDT #1261 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
I really don't want to know what a half-full can of beer up the behind would do to a live human. Probably, it would make them cranky, and cranky people in the kitchen are never helpful.
Gudanov - Sep 27, 2005 8:16:55 am PDT #1262 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping
Fish heads, Fish heads Rolly polly Fish heads Fish heads, Fish heads Eat them up, Yummm YEAH!!
Topic!Cindy - Sep 27, 2005 8:17:50 am PDT #1263 of 10002
What is even happening?
I really don't want to know what a half-full can of beer up the behind would do to a live human. Probably, it would make them cranky, and cranky people in the kitchen are never helpful.
It gives a whole new meaning to high colonic, I'll tell you what.
Theodosia - Sep 27, 2005 8:19:34 am PDT #1264 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
My stance that meat should not be identifiable as having come from something living is once again validated. I do not practice vegetarianism so much as plausible deniability.
§ ita § - Sep 27, 2005 8:21:12 am PDT #1265 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
My stance that meat should not be identifiable as having come from something living is once again validated
Well, there goes half the fun.
It gives a whole new meaning to high colonic, I'll tell you what.
It's not some crazy moon talk.
dw - Sep 27, 2005 8:22:52 am PDT #1266 of 10002
Silence means security silence means approval
(ill-conceived sodas) Pepsi Holiday Spice
Whither Crystal Pepsi?
I'm pretty sure my culinary secret boyfriend Alton Brown used either Coke or Dr Pepper as part of a ham glaze.
Dr. Pepper.
And come on people, using cola as part of a glaze is a Southern tradition! So is eating poke salad, but you don't have to boil Coke twice to extract the toxin.
And just a *teeny* bit of cocaine.
It's residual from the use of coca leaves in the process. It's really teeny. It something like 1kg of coke per 12,000 cans.
Pepsi, of course, still contains a small amount of pepsin. Dr. Pepper derives its flavor from prunes.