What? I'm not allowed to hit people? Wesley: Not people capable of genocide. Angel: Those are exactly the types of people I should be allowed to hit!

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Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


billytea - Sep 06, 2005 4:16:18 pm PDT #986 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Purple pens! I have purple pens to match my purple notebook for notetaking! It's so exciting!

Huzzah! I used to walk into my economics lectures with about eight different colours of pens, and use all of them. I like colours. They're so pretty.

I just ordered a pizza. On line. How freakin lazy is that? I didn't even speak to a human.

Truly we are living in a golden age.


tommyrot - Sep 06, 2005 4:23:05 pm PDT #987 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I just ordered a pizza. On line. How freakin lazy is that? I didn't even speak to a human.

I ordered food online years ago for the first and only time. After I placed the order, they called me to confirm it. I thought, what was the point of that?


billytea - Sep 06, 2005 4:27:27 pm PDT #988 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I ordered food online years ago for the first and only time. After I placed the order, they called me to confirm it. I thought, what was the point of that?

So there'd be two less lonely people in the world.


Steph L. - Sep 06, 2005 4:27:40 pm PDT #989 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I like the way you think, but I don't have any money.

Well, what basic components do you have?

Salad, bread, protein of some sort -- preferably fish or chicken.

Salad and pasta.

Scrambled eggs with cheese, and toast.

PB&J!!!


Laura - Sep 06, 2005 4:28:28 pm PDT #990 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

I order pizza online all the time. I hate the phone.

I didn't work at all today. I had a sleep deprived weekend so I slept in today and listened to the tropical stormy weather. Then I sat and watched daytime television and caught up on the threads I missed while being out of town over the weekend. I didn't get out of my jammies until after 2pm. I don't known when I have taken a day off. It was right and good.


billytea - Sep 06, 2005 4:29:10 pm PDT #991 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

And Steph's culinary advice comes with this important caveat:

I know it's pretty damn weird to eat people.


Laura - Sep 06, 2005 4:29:16 pm PDT #992 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Yay for 1st day of school fun. I miss school.


Steph L. - Sep 06, 2005 4:29:49 pm PDT #993 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

And Steph's culinary advice comes with this important caveat:

I know it's pretty damn weird to eat people.

Some folks have to be reminded to not eat other folks.


§ ita § - Sep 06, 2005 4:30:34 pm PDT #994 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

There's no value add in ordering pizzas in person, as far as I can tell. Certainly not with Papa John's.


brenda m - Sep 06, 2005 4:31:31 pm PDT #995 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I decided, after due consideration, to not eat people. Frozen ravioli seemed like the next best thing.