I decided, after due consideration, to not eat people. Frozen ravioli seemed like the next best thing.
I don't care if it is an orgy of death, there's still such a thing as a napkin.
Willow ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
brenda m - Sep 06, 2005 4:31:31 pm PDT #995 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Jessica - Sep 06, 2005 4:31:42 pm PDT #996 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Ordering food online rocks. Except when the restaurant in question hasn't actually taken the time to look at their ordering interface, and so when you try to put in any credit card that's not American Express, they have to call you and tell you they don't take Mastercard, so you have to pay in cash, which means you have to go to the ATM which means you may as well have just gone out and gotten the food yourself.
sj - Sep 06, 2005 4:31:56 pm PDT #997 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
I wanted to get one of papers for school, but I do have a couple Big Gay Pirates notebooks and folders.
billytea - Sep 06, 2005 4:32:28 pm PDT #998 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Some folks have to be reminded to not eat other folks.
I feel the same way about octopi.
amych - Sep 06, 2005 4:32:52 pm PDT #999 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
With enough searching and a well-stocked frozen-foods aisle, I'm sure you could combine ravioli and PEEEEEEEEEEEEEOPPLE.
Steph L. - Sep 06, 2005 4:35:03 pm PDT #1000 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
With enough searching and a well-stocked frozen-foods aisle, I'm sure you could combine ravioli and PEEEEEEEEEEEEEOPPLE.
OMGWTF Chef Boyardee is PEOPLE!!!!
tommyrot - Sep 06, 2005 4:36:39 pm PDT #1001 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
OMGWTF Chef Boyardee is PEOPLE!!!!
Now we know what's been going on in the Boyardee Compound.
Trudy Booth - Sep 06, 2005 4:40:20 pm PDT #1002 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
OMGWTF Chef Boyardee is PEOPLE!!!!
Well, there is the answer to that question -- How does human taste? NASTY!
(actually, just the meat is nasty -- my inner eight year old just loves that sauce)
Glamcookie - Sep 06, 2005 4:41:42 pm PDT #1003 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
sj, I want the Emily kitty paper! So cute! Also perused the baby clothes and I think my niece needs the Weezer robot onesie...
Susan W. - Sep 06, 2005 4:44:47 pm PDT #1004 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
So there'd be two less lonely people in the world.
t kills billytea for giving her such a nasty earworm