You're like my fairy godmother, and Santa Claus, and Q all wrapped up into one! Q from Bond, not Star Trek.

Buffy ,'Help'


Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Sep 06, 2005 4:23:05 pm PDT #987 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I just ordered a pizza. On line. How freakin lazy is that? I didn't even speak to a human.

I ordered food online years ago for the first and only time. After I placed the order, they called me to confirm it. I thought, what was the point of that?


billytea - Sep 06, 2005 4:27:27 pm PDT #988 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I ordered food online years ago for the first and only time. After I placed the order, they called me to confirm it. I thought, what was the point of that?

So there'd be two less lonely people in the world.


Steph L. - Sep 06, 2005 4:27:40 pm PDT #989 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I like the way you think, but I don't have any money.

Well, what basic components do you have?

Salad, bread, protein of some sort -- preferably fish or chicken.

Salad and pasta.

Scrambled eggs with cheese, and toast.

PB&J!!!


Laura - Sep 06, 2005 4:28:28 pm PDT #990 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

I order pizza online all the time. I hate the phone.

I didn't work at all today. I had a sleep deprived weekend so I slept in today and listened to the tropical stormy weather. Then I sat and watched daytime television and caught up on the threads I missed while being out of town over the weekend. I didn't get out of my jammies until after 2pm. I don't known when I have taken a day off. It was right and good.


billytea - Sep 06, 2005 4:29:10 pm PDT #991 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

And Steph's culinary advice comes with this important caveat:

I know it's pretty damn weird to eat people.


Laura - Sep 06, 2005 4:29:16 pm PDT #992 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Yay for 1st day of school fun. I miss school.


Steph L. - Sep 06, 2005 4:29:49 pm PDT #993 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

And Steph's culinary advice comes with this important caveat:

I know it's pretty damn weird to eat people.

Some folks have to be reminded to not eat other folks.


§ ita § - Sep 06, 2005 4:30:34 pm PDT #994 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

There's no value add in ordering pizzas in person, as far as I can tell. Certainly not with Papa John's.


brenda m - Sep 06, 2005 4:31:31 pm PDT #995 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I decided, after due consideration, to not eat people. Frozen ravioli seemed like the next best thing.


Jessica - Sep 06, 2005 4:31:42 pm PDT #996 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Ordering food online rocks. Except when the restaurant in question hasn't actually taken the time to look at their ordering interface, and so when you try to put in any credit card that's not American Express, they have to call you and tell you they don't take Mastercard, so you have to pay in cash, which means you have to go to the ATM which means you may as well have just gone out and gotten the food yourself.