It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


brenda m - Sep 06, 2005 3:55:58 pm PDT #984 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I like the way you think, but I don't have any money.


Trudy Booth - Sep 06, 2005 4:03:25 pm PDT #985 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I just ordered a pizza. On line. How freakin lazy is that? I didn't even speak to a human.

I was supposed to have a BFD interview tomorrow that has been bumped to Thursday. Ugh. I'm trying to not stress. And I've stopped doing practice typing tests though I really SHOULD get back to them.


billytea - Sep 06, 2005 4:16:18 pm PDT #986 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Purple pens! I have purple pens to match my purple notebook for notetaking! It's so exciting!

Huzzah! I used to walk into my economics lectures with about eight different colours of pens, and use all of them. I like colours. They're so pretty.

I just ordered a pizza. On line. How freakin lazy is that? I didn't even speak to a human.

Truly we are living in a golden age.


tommyrot - Sep 06, 2005 4:23:05 pm PDT #987 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I just ordered a pizza. On line. How freakin lazy is that? I didn't even speak to a human.

I ordered food online years ago for the first and only time. After I placed the order, they called me to confirm it. I thought, what was the point of that?


billytea - Sep 06, 2005 4:27:27 pm PDT #988 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I ordered food online years ago for the first and only time. After I placed the order, they called me to confirm it. I thought, what was the point of that?

So there'd be two less lonely people in the world.


Steph L. - Sep 06, 2005 4:27:40 pm PDT #989 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I like the way you think, but I don't have any money.

Well, what basic components do you have?

Salad, bread, protein of some sort -- preferably fish or chicken.

Salad and pasta.

Scrambled eggs with cheese, and toast.

PB&J!!!


Laura - Sep 06, 2005 4:28:28 pm PDT #990 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

I order pizza online all the time. I hate the phone.

I didn't work at all today. I had a sleep deprived weekend so I slept in today and listened to the tropical stormy weather. Then I sat and watched daytime television and caught up on the threads I missed while being out of town over the weekend. I didn't get out of my jammies until after 2pm. I don't known when I have taken a day off. It was right and good.


billytea - Sep 06, 2005 4:29:10 pm PDT #991 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

And Steph's culinary advice comes with this important caveat:

I know it's pretty damn weird to eat people.


Laura - Sep 06, 2005 4:29:16 pm PDT #992 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Yay for 1st day of school fun. I miss school.


Steph L. - Sep 06, 2005 4:29:49 pm PDT #993 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

And Steph's culinary advice comes with this important caveat:

I know it's pretty damn weird to eat people.

Some folks have to be reminded to not eat other folks.