Hmmm...I just sent a kinda mean email to an entire department that's been pissing me off for a year. It felt really good to write, but I suspect it'll bite me on the ass. I did cc my boss on it so it's not like it's gonna surprise him. They're pissing him off, too.
What? I'm not allowed to hit people? Wesley: Not people capable of genocide. Angel: Those are exactly the types of people I should be allowed to hit!
'Just Rewards (2)'
Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
ChiKat - Oct 21, 2005 12:44:07 pm PDT #9781 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Ginger - Oct 21, 2005 12:48:53 pm PDT #9782 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
While you're writing mean e-mails, could you please send this one?
Dear Ginger's Sister:
Please stop sending her e-mails with the same question in them that all say "Please reply." at the end. One, Ginger has to step away from the computer sometime. Two, "please reply" makes her want to not.
Lee - Oct 21, 2005 12:56:02 pm PDT #9783 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
HaHa! What did you do to the Tech people to make them hate you so much?
Dunno, but I am beginning to suspect that they have a pool going as to who can make me cry first.
Sparky1 - Oct 21, 2005 1:08:35 pm PDT #9784 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
Dunno, but I am beginning to suspect that they have a pool going as to who can make me cry first.
Obviously, you must turn the tables and try to make them cry. Start by baking something really yummy, put it out on your desk next to the computer, and then call them up to look at something. Let them sit there and smell the yummy baked goods, but do not let them have any. Tell them it is for your "friends here."
beth b - Oct 21, 2005 1:09:03 pm PDT #9785 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
how come when I order groceries there is always one thing we are almost out of that I should have noticed? it happens when I pick things up - but somehow that is different...
JohnSweden - Oct 21, 2005 1:13:10 pm PDT #9786 of 10001
I can't even.
Let them sit there and smell the yummy baked goods, but do not let them have any. Tell them it is for your "friends here."
Yowch.
Lee - Oct 21, 2005 1:16:45 pm PDT #9787 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Yowch.
Now do you see why I like Sparky1?
Sadly, the real problem people seem to be in NY, so I am not sure the baked good scheme would work. I'd be willing to try though.
beth b - Oct 21, 2005 1:32:09 pm PDT #9788 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
my cat is very insulted. I had to change the bed - so I ever so nicely removed him so he wouldn't be disturbed. so he promptly hopped back up on the bed. and he got caught under every layer being put on the bed . Now he is clinging to the bed for dear life and giving me the evil look - because I might disturb him again
Aims - Oct 21, 2005 1:33:29 pm PDT #9789 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Poor Percy-cat! I'ma come steal him.
JohnSweden - Oct 21, 2005 1:36:06 pm PDT #9790 of 10001
I can't even.
Now do you see why I like Sparky1?
I saw plenty to like before, but the hidden, roiling darkness is quite compelling, I agree.