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Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Sparky1 - Oct 21, 2005 1:08:35 pm PDT #9784 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

Dunno, but I am beginning to suspect that they have a pool going as to who can make me cry first.

Obviously, you must turn the tables and try to make them cry. Start by baking something really yummy, put it out on your desk next to the computer, and then call them up to look at something. Let them sit there and smell the yummy baked goods, but do not let them have any. Tell them it is for your "friends here."


beth b - Oct 21, 2005 1:09:03 pm PDT #9785 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

how come when I order groceries there is always one thing we are almost out of that I should have noticed? it happens when I pick things up - but somehow that is different...


JohnSweden - Oct 21, 2005 1:13:10 pm PDT #9786 of 10001
I can't even.

Let them sit there and smell the yummy baked goods, but do not let them have any. Tell them it is for your "friends here."

Yowch.


Lee - Oct 21, 2005 1:16:45 pm PDT #9787 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Yowch.

Now do you see why I like Sparky1?

Sadly, the real problem people seem to be in NY, so I am not sure the baked good scheme would work. I'd be willing to try though.


beth b - Oct 21, 2005 1:32:09 pm PDT #9788 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

my cat is very insulted. I had to change the bed - so I ever so nicely removed him so he wouldn't be disturbed. so he promptly hopped back up on the bed. and he got caught under every layer being put on the bed . Now he is clinging to the bed for dear life and giving me the evil look - because I might disturb him again


Aims - Oct 21, 2005 1:33:29 pm PDT #9789 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Poor Percy-cat! I'ma come steal him.


JohnSweden - Oct 21, 2005 1:36:06 pm PDT #9790 of 10001
I can't even.

Now do you see why I like Sparky1?

I saw plenty to like before, but the hidden, roiling darkness is quite compelling, I agree.


Aims - Oct 21, 2005 1:37:39 pm PDT #9791 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

And it's a lot of darkness in that teeny package. I'm learning that smaller = the eviler. See also: Kristin T.


Sparky1 - Oct 21, 2005 1:42:27 pm PDT #9792 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

Being teeny means the roiling darkness builds up to a higher pressure faster, and it needs an outlet. Today, Perkins' co-workers, tomorrow the world.


beth b - Oct 21, 2005 1:45:27 pm PDT #9793 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Poor Percy-cat! I'ma come steal him.

not sure he'd like that. between Ollie and Em he might have to learn to climb