I get confused. I remember everything. I remember too much, and... some of it's made up, and... some of it can't be quantified, and... there's secrets.

River ,'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


erikaj - Sep 06, 2005 11:36:44 am PDT #940 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

I was just teasing...sorry if it came out minimizing. We will both be suitably awed and impressed...dude, reading the playlist I couldn't speak or type for two minutes. Honestly. And you know how rare that is...you have to by now, betcha by golly wow. A man has not spent twenty hours on me in a very long time, Hec. I'm gonna get all verklempt.


DavidS - Sep 06, 2005 11:40:26 am PDT #941 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

We will both be suitably awed and impressed...

Wait until you see the CD covers JZ made. She did collages from magazine photos and illustrations. Supercool.


Cashmere - Sep 06, 2005 11:43:29 am PDT #942 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Man, do I ever need the sleeves! Those spaghetti straps are for shit when it comes to supporting the girls.

Know what's nice about a sister who lives with you and she's (currently) unemployed?

She cleans your house.

If she babysits for you so you and MM can take a nice, romantic walk alone or go to a movie, then I'm beating you up and stealing your sister.


Connie Neil - Sep 06, 2005 11:45:02 am PDT #943 of 10001
brillig

Hubby's been cleaning the house we're staying in. He's getting to the stage where he's afraid he's going to offend our host. I figure we can save the worry for when we dig out the carpet cleaner.


erikaj - Sep 06, 2005 11:45:42 am PDT #944 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Sounds like it. Local black people find us humorous here in town for liking "their" music so much Dudes, we're pale, not deaf. And I only meant porn a little in my previous, but as Mikey said "There's nothing I won't do, but some things will cost you extra."


dw - Sep 06, 2005 11:47:20 am PDT #945 of 10001
Silence means security silence means approval

There's a new hot dog stand in the U District, next to the Neptune. (I'm a sucker for a good hot dog, probably because I grew up in a town with a bazillion Coney I-Lander stands.)

I ordered a "Chicago-style" dog, and it was OK, nothing spectacular... but I left the hot pepper for the end.

Big. Mistake.

OW.


Toddson - Sep 06, 2005 11:56:25 am PDT #946 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Aimee, maybe you could rent out your sister? Cash sounds like a good first customer ...

And in mememe news, I got my first facial. it was nice.


WindSparrow - Sep 06, 2005 11:57:01 am PDT #947 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Beth, spectacular yard, lovely wedding, marvelous cake, and wherever do you get your wood chip piles? Nobody else has a wood chip pile that big.

Duct tape over the eyes? Perhaps it's a good thing I'm not a parent, as I would have been highly tempted to leave the tape awhile. Maybe add some around the mouth.

Perhaps this level of compassion is the reason why the Harvey cat now spends most of his computer time snuggling on Daniel.


Steph L. - Sep 06, 2005 12:04:39 pm PDT #948 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Man, do I ever need the sleeves! Those spaghetti straps are for shit when it comes to supporting the girls.

Heh. I committed a serious error in judgment by wearing my cherry dress to my bro's wedding....without a bra. Uh, yeah, my boobs were at least 1 cup size smaller when I bought that dress. Ooops.


Allyson - Sep 06, 2005 12:12:50 pm PDT #949 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I love this skirt very much.