'First Date'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Man, do I ever need the sleeves! Those spaghetti straps are for shit when it comes to supporting the girls.
Know what's nice about a sister who lives with you and she's (currently) unemployed?
She cleans your house.
If she babysits for you so you and MM can take a nice, romantic walk alone or go to a movie, then I'm beating you up and stealing your sister.
Hubby's been cleaning the house we're staying in. He's getting to the stage where he's afraid he's going to offend our host. I figure we can save the worry for when we dig out the carpet cleaner.
Sounds like it. Local black people find us humorous here in town for liking "their" music so much Dudes, we're pale, not deaf. And I only meant porn a little in my previous, but as Mikey said "There's nothing I won't do, but some things will cost you extra."
There's a new hot dog stand in the U District, next to the Neptune. (I'm a sucker for a good hot dog, probably because I grew up in a town with a bazillion Coney I-Lander stands.)
I ordered a "Chicago-style" dog, and it was OK, nothing spectacular... but I left the hot pepper for the end.
Big. Mistake.
OW.
Aimee, maybe you could rent out your sister? Cash sounds like a good first customer ...
And in mememe news, I got my first facial. it was nice.
Beth, spectacular yard, lovely wedding, marvelous cake, and wherever do you get your wood chip piles? Nobody else has a wood chip pile that big.
Duct tape over the eyes? Perhaps it's a good thing I'm not a parent, as I would have been highly tempted to leave the tape awhile. Maybe add some around the mouth.
Perhaps this level of compassion is the reason why the Harvey cat now spends most of his computer time snuggling on Daniel.
Man, do I ever need the sleeves! Those spaghetti straps are for shit when it comes to supporting the girls.
Heh. I committed a serious error in judgment by wearing my cherry dress to my bro's wedding....without a bra. Uh, yeah, my boobs were at least 1 cup size smaller when I bought that dress. Ooops.
I love this skirt very much.
I love this skirt very much.
Isn't it pretty? There is so much stuff on the Fairy Gothmother site I want.
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[And moments after posting this, our sales director walked in with cupcakes. Bless her.]