On my seventh birthday, I wanted a toy fire truck, and I didn't get it, and you were real nice about it, and then the house next door burnt down, and then real firetrucks came, and for years I thought you set the fire for me. And if you did, you can tell me!

Xander ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Allyson - Sep 06, 2005 11:15:29 am PDT #930 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Dear Plus Size Dress Designers,

I am a big fat girl with pasty fat arms. Please, for the love of all that is holy, quit the bullshit with the spaghetti straps and halters. I would like sleeves. Please. Give me sleeves!

Yours most truly,

Allyson


Ginger - Sep 06, 2005 11:20:55 am PDT #931 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

While you're at it, Plus Size Designers, remember that being overweight does not give people freakishly long arms.


Atropa - Sep 06, 2005 11:24:08 am PDT #932 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

While you're at it, Plus Size Designers, remember that being overweight does not give people freakishly long arms.

We're especially looking at YOU, Lip Service.

Signed,

the girl who spent an evening shortening the sleeves by 5" on TWO jackets from you people


Lee - Sep 06, 2005 11:24:54 am PDT #933 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

JZ, insent to your work address.


erikaj - Sep 06, 2005 11:26:34 am PDT #934 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Cool, Hecubus, babe. Thanks for the solid.(Although like listening to stuff is torturous to you and a big sacrifice!) And I still have the list of "commissioned" Homicide/DC(Anacostia, not Comics...although there was a teeny flash of Bayliss/Batman when I typed that) and one day I'll write them all...I found it my Fandom stuff.


Cass - Sep 06, 2005 11:28:47 am PDT #935 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

The duct tape pictures are still on my family site.
And bless you for this. That was my first week as a Buffista, I think. (Which makes a lot of sense now that I think about it. I was looking in old Natter threads and I wasn't brave enough for Natter that early on.)

::giggles away madly whilst really honestly truly working::


DavidS - Sep 06, 2005 11:29:08 am PDT #936 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Although like listening to stuff is torturous to you and a big sacrifice!)

Well, no but I probably spent about 15 to 20 hours on those things. Sequencing is an art.


ChiKat - Sep 06, 2005 11:29:18 am PDT #937 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Please, for the love of all that is holy, quit the bullshit with the spaghetti straps and halters. I would like sleeves. Please. Give me sleeves!

Absolutely! Add me to that letter, please.


Allyson - Sep 06, 2005 11:33:39 am PDT #938 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Also, Jilli? What's up with the confusion that gothwear is trashy lingerie with combat boots? The fuck? I'm verra confused.


Atropa - Sep 06, 2005 11:35:58 am PDT #939 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Also, Jilli? What's up with the confusion that gothwear is trashy lingerie with combat boots? The fuck? I'm verra confused.

A hold-over from the early early days of the Batcave in London, plus the fact that a lot of people believe (WRONGLY, I might add) that gothwear is the same thing as fetish wear.