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William ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


meara - Oct 17, 2005 4:33:52 pm PDT #9067 of 10001

Catching up...

The BF and I had one of those tough relationship chats tonight. It was okay and I think we got some things out in the open, but talks like that are never fun. Especially for conflict-avoidant me

You two have been together for quite awhile now haven't you ChiKat?

Wheldon had to pick between Angelina Jolie and Paris Hilton. He chose Paris. He can no longer be trusted apparently.

I read this as "Whedon", and thought you meant Joss was picking and was like "NO! MY FAITH IN JOSS IS SHATTERED!". And then realized you meant some kind of racecar driver. Pshaw.

My BIG BOSS (my director) got THE BOOT while I was gone.

Eek! That's always a little unsettling, even if it's someone you don't like. Here's hoping new guy is faboo!

Dang, I had forgotten how many parents are around these days. So many Buffista babies.

No kidding! Babies all over the place!

One of my favorite food-names-that-sound-like-a-dirty-word is focaccia. It sounds like an Italian swear. Well focaccia you, too!

Hee. Between that and the "look at the fri-ta-tas on her!" comment...ah, buffistas.

It's confusing since chicken is now meat, but didn't used to be.

Chicken didn't used to be meat for Jews?!?! That's seriously weird. Is fish meat?

Someone please tell me it's ok to go get a chocolate-strawberry smoothie?

Sounds yummy! And since you don't have to fit into a wedding dress now...:)


amych - Oct 17, 2005 4:46:27 pm PDT #9068 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Fish is not meat, but I don't remember chicken ever being not meat.


meara - Oct 17, 2005 4:49:28 pm PDT #9069 of 10001

OK, suddenly my confusion over the ability to have lox AND cream cheese is relieved. Fish is not meat.

Still weird. But useful.

Please note, the other day my best friend called me up in the middle of the day to ask if eggs were kosher. I don't know WHY she decided *I* would know this (or why didn't just...google), but oddly, I was able to answer her. Probably thanks to one discussion or another. (I of course then pointed out to her that if anyone who was seriously into keeping kosher came to this brunch she was planning, they wouldn't eat it anyway, because it wasn't prepared kosher, so....)


Jessica - Oct 17, 2005 5:05:59 pm PDT #9070 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Fish is not meat.

In a "don't serve a calf in its mother's milk" sense, neither is chicken (with the whole not giving milk thing). Which always bugged me, even though my family never kept kosher growing up.


Laura - Oct 17, 2005 5:16:37 pm PDT #9071 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

{{Cindy}} So nerve wracking. There have been a number of times that children in my life have had odd symptoms that just go away and remain unexplained. Is Ben otherwise feeling ok? Eating and sleeping normally? Poor pumpkin. No fun getting poked and prodded.


amych - Oct 17, 2005 5:19:42 pm PDT #9072 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

neither is chicken

not the way I learned it, but then again, my family wasn't kosher either...

edit: yeah, I thought so. chicken = meat


Cass - Oct 17, 2005 5:22:31 pm PDT #9073 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

And then realized you meant some kind of racecar driver. Pshaw.
Well a really cute, cute, could be gay, Brit... I mean, I have standards.

Turns out my invited over friends wanted to reschedule to tomorrow. Excellent.


Trudy Booth - Oct 17, 2005 5:24:21 pm PDT #9074 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Now you'll eat the entire California Lemon Butt Chicken all by yourself?


meara - Oct 17, 2005 5:42:42 pm PDT #9075 of 10001

Ooh, he IS cute but gay looking!


Jessica - Oct 17, 2005 5:43:57 pm PDT #9076 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

yeah, I thought so. chicken = meat

Oh, I know -- you misunderstood me. I meant that it always bothered me that chicken counted as meat because chickens don't give milk. There's no physically possible way to cook a chicken in its mother's milk. So they shouldn't count.