Mal: Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienatin' folk is near miraculous. Simon: Yes, I'm very proud.

'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Trudy Booth - Oct 17, 2005 5:24:21 pm PDT #9074 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Now you'll eat the entire California Lemon Butt Chicken all by yourself?


meara - Oct 17, 2005 5:42:42 pm PDT #9075 of 10001

Ooh, he IS cute but gay looking!


Jessica - Oct 17, 2005 5:43:57 pm PDT #9076 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

yeah, I thought so. chicken = meat

Oh, I know -- you misunderstood me. I meant that it always bothered me that chicken counted as meat because chickens don't give milk. There's no physically possible way to cook a chicken in its mother's milk. So they shouldn't count.


amych - Oct 17, 2005 5:45:08 pm PDT #9077 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I meant that it always bothered me that chicken counted as meat because chickens don't give milk.

Aha! I was thinking you were saying that fowl wasn't considered meat by kosher law. And I was, all, huh?


Cass - Oct 17, 2005 5:45:33 pm PDT #9078 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

You think I cooked? I didn't even shower today... Though the lemon-butt is a possibility for tomorrow, now that you mention it.

Sooooooo cute. Terribly gay or the mostest metrosexual ever... And I would happily make out with him either way. He uses Aveda products in his hair, they smell nummy.


Trudy Booth - Oct 17, 2005 5:49:23 pm PDT #9079 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

And I would happily make out with him either way.

You could put your hands on his hot, tight, little body and make him...


meara - Oct 17, 2005 5:53:14 pm PDT #9080 of 10001

You've smelled his hair???

Ah, Jessica makes much more sense to me now. I get it. Chickenmilk. Mmmm.


DCJensen - Oct 17, 2005 5:54:26 pm PDT #9081 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

I got a call from a client in Wisconson last Friday who lived on..

Rondivoo Lane

Yes. Spelled exactly like that.


Cass - Oct 17, 2005 5:57:07 pm PDT #9082 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

No. I think if I get within sniffing distance, I would have just become woozy and stammery. He's either so very gay, or so very metrosexual, that he talks about product and buying shoes.

I just realized that making lemon butt chicken tomorrow would be cruel. I never cooked for this guy when we were dating, doing it now when he's married to someone else just seems like taunting. I have cooked for her though. Dilemmas of the modern world... What to make for the ex and his wife when you are bribing them to watch your cats while you go out of town.


Sean K - Oct 17, 2005 5:57:30 pm PDT #9083 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Yes. Spelled exactly like that.

Somebody in the city planning office needs to be shot in the head with an unabridged dictionary fired out of a cannon.