Betty moved? I didn't know that!
Minneapolis. Where they immediately took their Bay Area savings and bought a very nice house.
Incidentally, here are the entire lyrics to the opening (pub singalong style) song that runs over the beginning of Slings and Arrows. Which is the best thing I've seen on TV all year. And which bears multiple re-viewings - and I know that because we're making tapes to send to people.
Cheer up, Hamlet! Chin up, Hamlet! Buck up, you melancholy Dane!
So your uncle is a cad who murdered dad and married mum
That's really no excuse to be as glum as you've become.
So wise up, Hamlet! Rise up, Hamlet!
Perk up and sing a new refrain!
Your incessant monologizing fills the castle with ennui
Your antic disposition is embarassing to see
And by the way, you sulky brat, the answer is: "To be."
You're driving poor Ophelia insane!
So shut up, you rogue and peasant
Grow up, it's most unpleasant
Cheer up, you melancholy Dane!
Good thing people around here aren't into innunedo, or you could really work with that.
I know it. You need to find a thread full of hot, lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty) Bitches.
Betty moved? I didn't know that!
Minneapolis.
Oh, that sucks. For you, I mean. It may be very nice for them. But -- you need more sassy friends in the Bay area.
sleeping yet animatronic cat on her desk, which she insisted was a great stress relief
Bartleby sleeps when he 'works' during my client sessions and, it is indeed a great stress relief. In fact, some clients don't want to come if he's not around. Which, I'm sure is no reflection on my skills...ahem.
But he's, um, real.
It takes quite a flight of fancy to translate fake fur, wires, microchips, into stress relief...doesn't it?
St. Joseph, upside-down, in the front yard. Really. Cincinnati is a very Catholic city, and people who buy houses and then tear up the yard to landscape *often* find a St. Joseph statue.
Ack! I should have known that.
But -- you need more sassy friends in the Bay area.
I have an idea! Why don't you move here?!?
But -- you need more sassy friends in the Bay area.
I have an idea! Why don't you move here?!?
Sirrah, I am no Betty. Those are boots I might want to lick but certainly could never fill.
Hec, are you sure you don't work for the Chamber of Commerce?
Hec, are you sure you don't work for the Chamber of Commerce?
I was going to guess a band of white slavers, but Chamber of Commerce works.
