Good thing people around here aren't into innunedo, or you could really work with that.
I know it. You need to find a thread full of hot, lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty) Bitches.
Betty moved? I didn't know that!
Minneapolis.
Oh, that sucks. For you, I mean. It may be very nice for them. But -- you need more sassy friends in the Bay area.
sleeping yet animatronic cat on her desk, which she insisted was a great stress relief
Bartleby sleeps when he 'works' during my client sessions and, it is indeed a great stress relief. In fact, some clients don't want to come if he's not around. Which, I'm sure is no reflection on my skills...ahem.
But he's, um, real.
It takes quite a flight of fancy to translate fake fur, wires, microchips, into stress relief...doesn't it?
St. Joseph, upside-down, in the front yard. Really. Cincinnati is a very Catholic city, and people who buy houses and then tear up the yard to landscape *often* find a St. Joseph statue.
Ack! I should have known that.
But -- you need more sassy friends in the Bay area.
I have an idea! Why don't you move here?!?
But -- you need more sassy friends in the Bay area.
I have an idea! Why don't you move here?!?
Sirrah, I am no Betty. Those are boots I might want to lick but certainly could never fill.
Hec, are you sure you don't work for the Chamber of Commerce?
Hec, are you sure you don't work for the Chamber of Commerce?
I was going to guess a band of white slavers, but Chamber of Commerce works.
Sirrah, I am no Betty. Those are boots I might want to lick but certainly could never fill.
I think you're probably having more adventures now than she is at the moment. Plus you're very sassy.