Zoe: Jayne. This is something the Captain has to do for himself. Mal: No! No, it's not!

'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Oct 14, 2005 8:52:57 am PDT #8494 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Betty moved? I didn't know that!

Minneapolis.

Oh, that sucks. For you, I mean. It may be very nice for them. But -- you need more sassy friends in the Bay area.


beekaytee - Oct 14, 2005 8:53:26 am PDT #8495 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

sleeping yet animatronic cat on her desk, which she insisted was a great stress relief

Bartleby sleeps when he 'works' during my client sessions and, it is indeed a great stress relief. In fact, some clients don't want to come if he's not around. Which, I'm sure is no reflection on my skills...ahem.

But he's, um, real.

It takes quite a flight of fancy to translate fake fur, wires, microchips, into stress relief...doesn't it?


Topic!Cindy - Oct 14, 2005 8:53:34 am PDT #8496 of 10001
What is even happening?

St. Joseph, upside-down, in the front yard. Really. Cincinnati is a very Catholic city, and people who buy houses and then tear up the yard to landscape *often* find a St. Joseph statue.

Ack! I should have known that.


DavidS - Oct 14, 2005 8:53:51 am PDT #8497 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

But -- you need more sassy friends in the Bay area.

I have an idea! Why don't you move here?!?


Frankenbuddha - Oct 14, 2005 8:55:28 am PDT #8498 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I Am The Stupidest.

Unpossible!


Steph L. - Oct 14, 2005 8:55:34 am PDT #8499 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

But -- you need more sassy friends in the Bay area.

I have an idea! Why don't you move here?!?

Sirrah, I am no Betty. Those are boots I might want to lick but certainly could never fill.


erikaj - Oct 14, 2005 8:56:46 am PDT #8500 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Hec, are you sure you don't work for the Chamber of Commerce?


Frankenbuddha - Oct 14, 2005 8:59:03 am PDT #8501 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Hec, are you sure you don't work for the Chamber of Commerce?

I was going to guess a band of white slavers, but Chamber of Commerce works.


DavidS - Oct 14, 2005 9:01:04 am PDT #8502 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Sirrah, I am no Betty. Those are boots I might want to lick but certainly could never fill.

I think you're probably having more adventures now than she is at the moment. Plus you're very sassy.


EpicTangent - Oct 14, 2005 9:02:19 am PDT #8503 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Just got off the phone with bitchy and unhelpful Cust Svc rep at US Bank. Not helping my mood. Hint: if the reason I can't logon is an error at your end, and I'm concerned that my payment will be late...offer to waive the fee to take it over the phone, bitch! Sheesh!

As you were.