It's just an object. It doesn't mean what you think.

River ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jessica - Oct 05, 2005 10:15:57 am PDT #6569 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

dietary restrictions make sense to me as a religious exercise, even if the why of what's restricted is never explained, really.

The joke my grandmother loves on that subject goes like this:

G: And remember Moses, in the laws of keeping Kosher, never cook a calf in its mother's milk.

Moses: Ohhhhhh! So you are saying we should never eat milk and meat together.

G: No, what I'm saying is, never cook a calf in its mother's milk.

Moses: Oh, Lord forgive my ignorance! What you are really saying is we should wait six hours after eating meat to eat milk so the two are not in our stomachs.

G: No, Moses, what I'm saying is, don't cook a calf in its mother's milk!!!

Moses: Oh, Lord! Please don't strike me down for my stupidity! What you mean is we should have a separate set of dishes for milk and a separate set for meat and if we make a mistake we have to bury that dish outside....

G: Ah, do whatever you want....


Gris - Oct 05, 2005 10:19:46 am PDT #6570 of 10001
Hey. New board.

Ha! Good joke.


askye - Oct 05, 2005 10:24:01 am PDT #6571 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

I'm fairly new to Freecycle and I have an etiquette question.

Someone offered a monitor yesterday and I sent an email saying I'd take it about 5 mins after the message posted. I haven't heard back and there hasn't been a post saying it's been taken. Is it pushy to send an email and ask if someone has already claimed it?


amych - Oct 05, 2005 10:37:33 am PDT #6572 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I don't think it's pushy, askye -- it may very well have been taken already (when I've put up offers, I've been pretty well swamped within minutes), but it's reasonable to expect either a "taken" post or an individual response.


Cashmere - Oct 05, 2005 10:43:14 am PDT #6573 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I thought wearing black to a wedding was "not done".

I see lots of black at weddings nowadays. I just wore a black dress to an afternoon wedding last weekend. But it's the only maternity dress I have and so my choice was limited. I didn't stand out, though. Except for the belly.


Beverly - Oct 05, 2005 10:44:54 am PDT #6574 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Oh! Here's the end. That's unexpected, lalala.

Sail, I hope the itchy-puffy gets better really quickly.

Baby Ellie pictures are adorable, as is Baby Em in person.

Happy Anniversary! wishes to Nora and Tom.

And that's a wonderful LTE your MIL wrote, Aimee.


§ ita § - Oct 05, 2005 10:45:37 am PDT #6575 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I looked at a dress I shouldn't buy last weekend, and then on Monday remembered I had a commitment ceremony this weekend. So yesterday, I did some blitz shopping, and will be attending in this and these. I may restrict jewelry to a small silver and onyx bracelet -- I'm not sure yet.


Beverly - Oct 05, 2005 10:54:29 am PDT #6576 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

That's a fabulous ensemble, ita. The dress--the way it shades, not the construction, reminds me of that shaded grey suit Rachel wore in Blade Runner.


sj - Oct 05, 2005 10:56:28 am PDT #6577 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

That dress is going to look fabulous on you, ita.

{{{Sail}}} I hope the itchiness goes away soon.


Topic!Cindy - Oct 05, 2005 10:58:43 am PDT #6578 of 10001
What is even happening?

I may restrict jewelry to a small silver and onyx bracelet -- I'm not sure yet.
Oh, yeah. Pretty pretty pretty. I hope you have some pictures taken.

And share them.