Mary Sues never leave the story until they've fixed the lives of everyone around them, and/or died a tragic and heroic death.
Your only hope is that the story she's in is not yours, so eventually the plot (such as it is) will move her away from you.
Jayne: Here's a little concept I been workin' on. Why don't we shoot her first? Wash: It is her turn.
'Serenity'
Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Zenkitty - Sep 25, 2005 7:03:39 am PDT #4933 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Gris - Sep 25, 2005 7:04:42 am PDT #4934 of 10001
Hey. New board.
How do I get rid of a real life Mary Sue?
Give her an excuse to die tragically saving the hero.
vw bug - Sep 25, 2005 7:05:10 am PDT #4935 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
I doubt it will ever happen again.
Oh, yes it will, little missy! If nothing else, 'cause I'm a big, fat (emphasis on the fat) meanie.
Almare - Sep 25, 2005 7:07:37 am PDT #4936 of 10001
"My drink preference does not indicate my sexual preference. "
The closest thing we have to a hero, is the drug addicted valedictorian who is considered the hero of smokers everywhere, for being smart and high. How's she going to die tragecally with that? Sell herself to the Cuban mafia in exchange for enough weed to get all the campus students high?
Gris - Sep 25, 2005 7:10:40 am PDT #4937 of 10001
Hey. New board.
Well, she could selflessly take possession of smart!high!person's way-too-large stash right before the police come in, get accused of possession with intent to sell and take the rap, allowing the valedictorian to ace another test in the future. She'd be in jail, at least, if not dead.
Almare - Sep 25, 2005 7:20:14 am PDT #4938 of 10001
"My drink preference does not indicate my sexual preference. "
Well, she could selflessly take possession of smart!high!person's way-too-large stash right before the police come in, get accused of possession with intent to sell and take the rap, allowing the valedictorian to ace another test in the future. She'd be in jail, at least, if not dead.
...that's brilliant! Even if she becomes the Mary Sue of an all girl cast of Oz, she isn't my problem! This is why I love you guys. You always help me make people mysteriously disappear.
Ah... the influence of Tim.
Anne W. - Sep 25, 2005 7:27:37 am PDT #4939 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
Even if she become the Mary Sue of a all girl cast of Oz, she isn't my problem!
diet Coke. in sinuses.
Almare - Sep 25, 2005 7:42:19 am PDT #4940 of 10001
"My drink preference does not indicate my sexual preference. "
diet Coke. in sinuses.
If Gwendolyn Skyes was here, she would offer you a handkerchief, apologise that a joke harmed your sinuses, and hug you with a gentleness that would warm the blackest of hearts. I would then after be forced to leave the room, vomit quietly in the bathroom, and try to find a way to plant some crack cocain on her.
I seem to be the only one to recognize her as pure evil and tell people about it. This probably means I'm in her plot. Curses.
P.M. Marc - Sep 25, 2005 7:45:18 am PDT #4941 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
VW, is she doing voices? She should be doing voices.
Also, I need a link (doesn't have to be hot, so as to avoid reflog traffic) to the Sentinal Giant Cat stories.
Gris - Sep 25, 2005 8:17:27 am PDT #4942 of 10001
Hey. New board.
seem to be the only one to recognize her as pure evil and tell people about it. This probably means I'm in her plot.
You're the character the author doesn't like. You'll be proved wrong in the end, and abandoned by all your other friends for being so wrongheaded as to doubt her.