I'm a single undead gal trying to make it in the big city. I have to start somewhere and they're evil here. They don't judge. They've got necro-tempered glass. No burning up. A great medical plan, and who needs dental more than us?

Harmony ,'Conviction (1)'


Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Sep 25, 2005 8:18:15 am PDT #4943 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

In other cat news, I bought JZ Jenny and the Cat Club yesterday, since it is recently back in print. This would be Jenny Linsky the Greenwich Village cat who is owned by Captain Tinker, who made her a red scarf.

We also picked up The Bears' Famous Invasion of Sicily which was from the same series, The New York Review Children's Collection which reprints quirky cool old kid's books in lovely clothbound editions.

Hec, K-Bug was sad to have missed you two. She was off wandering the stadium with her boyfriend. She remembers you as "the guy that bought her outrageously expensive chocolate".

I am that guy. And was also sad to have missed her. Drag her back into the city sometime and I'll buy her more chocolate.

I am sorry to see so many Buffistae beset with family traumas and tragedies.

Also jealous of Laura and Alibelle et al and their Jazz Cruise (with extra added Jazz Hands?).

I'm very sore from Emmett's birthday as entertaining a pack of feral 9 y.o. boys is arduous work and involves lots of pitching tennis balls and pelting each other and bicycle chases and footballl throwing. The gift giving portion was a success with the iPod shuffle saved for last and earning a full chous of "WoooOooo" followed by the repeated declaration, "You are SO lucky!"

After cleanup, JZ and I didn't have time to squeeze in The Corpse Bride so we dallied in a bar in the Rockridge neighborhood, and had spectacular margaritas while we watched the A's hold onto a win. Then we went to the christening, where I saw all her relatives that came to our wedding more than a year ago. They were all predisposed to liking me since the wedding had been a big hit, so that made things easier. Plus tasty food.

JZ's cousin Damian and his wife Monica were the hosting parents, and their son Evan was getting christened. He was the most curiously attentive baby and oddly into the whole proceeding. He has twin big brothers, aged 2 1/2, and one of them had been run over by a pony at a pony ride previousy that week and gotten badly gashed on the forehead. It would've been funny if it hadn't been so scary. A real close call.

The parents had hired a clown, Buki, to keep the many kids in attendance entertained. Monica came by later and pronounced, "Buki's the bomb! Buki killed!" The children were no match for Buki's hypno entertainment powers.


vw bug - Sep 25, 2005 8:25:48 am PDT #4944 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

VW, is she doing voices? She should be doing voices.

No voices.

Also, I need a link (doesn't have to be hot, so as to avoid reflog traffic) to the Sentinal Giant Cat stories.

I'm not sure there is one. I went on a far and wide search around Emily's birthday last year with no luck. Maybe she's hiding it from me, though.


Volans - Sep 25, 2005 8:33:23 am PDT #4945 of 10001
move out and draw fire

Gwendolyn Skyes? She even has a Mary Sue name.

For billytea: [link]

Andi, I forgot to say what a nice thing finding that crystal was, and I'm glad the vendor found the correct home for it. Also, the cat-toy-in-boot made me laugh.

"You are SO lucky!"

He so totally is.


tommyrot - Sep 25, 2005 8:35:08 am PDT #4946 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

From the same seller: [link]

Fairy penguin!


Almare - Sep 25, 2005 8:41:49 am PDT #4947 of 10001
"My drink preference does not indicate my sexual preference. "

You're the character the author doesn't like. You'll be proved wrong in the end, and abandoned by all your other friends for being so wrongheaded as to doubt her.

......crap, I'm a Weasley.


vw bug - Sep 25, 2005 8:47:40 am PDT #4948 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

This [link] is going on in our neighborhood today. One of the stages is right outside our window. Their music just got VERY loud. Don't suppose I can call the cops on them, huh?


Cass - Sep 25, 2005 8:49:23 am PDT #4949 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

......crap, I'm a Weasley.
snerk

Freesia has been obtained. And a nice sage plant. Some basil as mine has bolted. Some heirloom wee tomatoes. An avocado. Some Spanish fresh goat cheese. And a wee little mixed bouquet that charmed me. This concludes the bounty of today's farmer's market.


meara - Sep 25, 2005 8:52:02 am PDT #4950 of 10001

What, VW, you don't want to celebrate unity and diversity? You must be EEEEVIL.

I'm highly amused by the Mary Sue discussion. Especially the "you can only hope it's not your story and the plot moves her away from you" bit. Hee.

Why do I find the thought of a clown at a christening very very odd??


vw bug - Sep 25, 2005 8:53:03 am PDT #4951 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

What, VW, you don't want to celebrate unity and diversity?

No! I DO! Just not right outside my window when I have HOURS AND HOURS of homework and reading to do.


vw bug - Sep 25, 2005 9:00:41 am PDT #4952 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Emily is giggling as she tries very hard not to share the badfic.

See, one day she's going to be doing this to *my* fic, and I'll never know. Although, she insists my fic will be good; I'm not so sure.