Harmony: Somebody remembered to pick me up the sweetest unicorn. Guess someone was feeling guilty for standing me up in tenth grade. Brad: What? Had to get her something. She sired me. Peaches: Sire-whipped.

'Beneath You'


Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


EpicTangent - Sep 22, 2005 1:44:25 pm PDT #4566 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Huh. So it really is racing porn to me. And everyone thought I was exaggerating at least a little.

I feel pretty confident that no one here thought you were exaggerating it. (esp Trudes)


Cass - Sep 22, 2005 1:46:44 pm PDT #4567 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

blushes


JohnSweden - Sep 22, 2005 1:53:48 pm PDT #4568 of 10001
I can't even.

Dylan claims any movie featuring a good-looking actor in period costume is a chick flick, no matter how testosterone-laden the storyline is. The Sharpe movies? Total chick flicks. It took some persuading to get him to see Master & Commander with me because that's such a classic Susan chick flick set-up.

There's a difference between woobifying action heroes and chick flix.

blushes

Busted!


Steph L. - Sep 22, 2005 1:59:03 pm PDT #4569 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I think, actually, that this is the most insulting part of the "female porn" article:

The result of exposure to this kind of fairy tale is obvious, at least to us. When a single woman leaves a steamy chick flick only to return home alone to her cats and tub of ice cream, a part of her breaks—the heart part. And she feels more alone than ever.

Embrace the stereotype of the lonely single woman with her cats and her Ben & Jerry's!

My heart doesn't break when I come home from a chick flick, because I know how to separate fantasy from reality, and I'm not as simplistic as that article seems to think women are.


dw - Sep 22, 2005 2:02:21 pm PDT #4570 of 10001
Silence means security silence means approval

You people are talking about porn on the same afternoon I invoked Potter Stewart's name in a discussion about web accessibility.

Not perfect synchronicity, as the porn discussion was two hours after the meeting I invoked Judge Stewart's name, but still.


Jessica - Sep 22, 2005 2:03:01 pm PDT #4571 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

We ask you, ladies, what else arouses a stronger emotion in you than that heart-fluttering chick flick? What else gets you to dream of the perfect man and pray to God that you will get one just like him?

The answer is clear -- I am no lady.


Aims - Sep 22, 2005 2:04:54 pm PDT #4572 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

We ask you, ladies, what else arouses a stronger emotion in you than that heart-fluttering chick flick? What else gets you to dream of the perfect man and pray to God that you will get one just like him?

Film of a piker like you stuck on, well, a pike. THAT, my dear man, would even make my loins shudder.


Emily - Sep 22, 2005 2:13:21 pm PDT #4573 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Ah. "A Website of Focus on the Family." It all becomes clear. Meanwhile, you know what arouses an intense emotional reaction in me? Math. Don't tell James Dobson.


DavidS - Sep 22, 2005 2:13:54 pm PDT #4574 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

The answer is clear -- I am no lady.

So what kind of porn do you like?

What's your porn?

Hmmm, that would make a good game show. Probably already is one on some PKD or Ballardian universe.


Emily - Sep 22, 2005 2:18:09 pm PDT #4575 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

I particularly like the part where spy or adventure novels don't set up unrealistic ideas about life.