I think, actually, that this is the most insulting part of the "female porn" article:
The result of exposure to this kind of fairy tale is obvious, at least to us. When a single woman leaves a steamy chick flick only to return home alone to her cats and tub of ice cream, a part of her breaks—the heart part. And she feels more alone than ever.
Embrace the stereotype of the lonely single woman with her cats and her Ben & Jerry's!
My heart doesn't break when I come home from a chick flick, because I know how to separate fantasy from reality, and I'm not as simplistic as that article seems to think women are.
You people are talking about porn on the same afternoon I invoked Potter Stewart's name in a discussion about web accessibility.
Not perfect synchronicity, as the porn discussion was two hours after the meeting I invoked Judge Stewart's name, but still.
We ask you, ladies, what else arouses a stronger emotion in you than that heart-fluttering chick flick? What else gets you to dream of the perfect man and pray to God that you will get one just like him?
The answer is clear -- I am no lady.
We ask you, ladies, what else arouses a stronger emotion in you than that heart-fluttering chick flick? What else gets you to dream of the perfect man and pray to God that you will get one just like him?
Film of a piker like you stuck on, well, a pike. THAT, my dear man, would even make my loins shudder.
Ah. "A Website of Focus on the Family." It all becomes clear. Meanwhile, you know what arouses an intense emotional reaction in me? Math. Don't tell James Dobson.
The answer is clear -- I am no lady.
So what kind of porn do you like?
What's your porn?
Hmmm, that would make a good game show. Probably already is one on some PKD or Ballardian universe.
I particularly like the part where spy or adventure novels don't set up unrealistic ideas about life.
So what kind of porn do you like?
Oh please -- as if that's not the first entry in everyone's file!
But for the record, M/M stories, first time/groups a plus.
We ask you, ladies, what else arouses a stronger emotion in you than that heart-fluttering chick flick? What else gets you to dream of the perfect man and pray to God that you will get one just like him?
I *knew* xXx was a chick flick!
So what kind of porn do you like?
Victorian/Edwardian, the more purple the prose the better.
