We ask you, ladies, what else arouses a stronger emotion in you than that heart-fluttering chick flick? What else gets you to dream of the perfect man and pray to God that you will get one just like him?
The answer is clear -- I am no lady.
Sorry, Captain. I'm real sorry. I shoulda kept better care of her. Usually she lets me know when something's wrong. Maybe she did, I just wasn't paying attention...
Kaylee ,'Out Of Gas'
Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Jessica - Sep 22, 2005 2:03:01 pm PDT #4571 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Aims - Sep 22, 2005 2:04:54 pm PDT #4572 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
We ask you, ladies, what else arouses a stronger emotion in you than that heart-fluttering chick flick? What else gets you to dream of the perfect man and pray to God that you will get one just like him?
Film of a piker like you stuck on, well, a pike. THAT, my dear man, would even make my loins shudder.
Emily - Sep 22, 2005 2:13:21 pm PDT #4573 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Ah. "A Website of Focus on the Family." It all becomes clear. Meanwhile, you know what arouses an intense emotional reaction in me? Math. Don't tell James Dobson.
DavidS - Sep 22, 2005 2:13:54 pm PDT #4574 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
The answer is clear -- I am no lady.
So what kind of porn do you like?
What's your porn?
Hmmm, that would make a good game show. Probably already is one on some PKD or Ballardian universe.
Emily - Sep 22, 2005 2:18:09 pm PDT #4575 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
I particularly like the part where spy or adventure novels don't set up unrealistic ideas about life.
Jessica - Sep 22, 2005 2:20:53 pm PDT #4576 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
So what kind of porn do you like?
Oh please -- as if that's not the first entry in everyone's file!
But for the record, M/M stories, first time/groups a plus.
Steph L. - Sep 22, 2005 2:38:25 pm PDT #4577 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
We ask you, ladies, what else arouses a stronger emotion in you than that heart-fluttering chick flick? What else gets you to dream of the perfect man and pray to God that you will get one just like him?
Secretary. James Spader.
Enough said.
P.M. Marc - Sep 22, 2005 2:42:22 pm PDT #4578 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
We ask you, ladies, what else arouses a stronger emotion in you than that heart-fluttering chick flick? What else gets you to dream of the perfect man and pray to God that you will get one just like him?
I *knew* xXx was a chick flick!
So what kind of porn do you like?
Victorian/Edwardian, the more purple the prose the better.
Connie Neil - Sep 22, 2005 2:44:29 pm PDT #4579 of 10001
brillig
We ask you, ladies, what else arouses a stronger emotion in you than that heart-fluttering chick flick? What else gets you to dream of the perfect man and pray to God that you will get one just like him?
God, I despise chick flicks. I was once outnumbered in a vote and had to sit through "Sleepless in Seattle" until my wincing and hiding became more than the others could cope with and they let me leave.
"Terminator 2", "Aliens," those are my kind of chick flicks. When Ripley tells Newt to strap in and then she crashes the troop carrier in to rescue the marines--gosh, I just went home and realized my heart was broken because I'd never get to crash a troop carrier through a wall.
Atropa - Sep 22, 2005 2:44:33 pm PDT #4580 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
So what kind of porn do you like?
Honestly? High Gothic Romance, preferably with vampires. (Yes, I know. I am a big walking cliché.)