Mal: Does she understand that? River: She understands. She doesn't comprehend.

'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Lee - Sep 17, 2005 2:41:56 pm PDT #3613 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I skimmed too fast before, so

a) Sorry to hear you won't make it, Aimee.

b) I think Bongeriffic should totally be a word.

c) sorry Nick is being so early twentish, Deena.


meara - Sep 17, 2005 3:26:30 pm PDT #3614 of 10001

When your mom has to come stay with you all day, you can make her smoke pot, okay?

That's totally what you did, right Cindy?

Also:

EEEEEEEEEEK!

I just saw a MOUSE in my apartment!! I'm now sitting on a very tall barstool in the middle of my living room, figuring it can't get up to me here. My feet are above ground. But OMG, talk about not wanting to go to bed tonight in my room!! And I just went to the CVS and the grocery store, and while both had plenty of roach killer stuff, neither had mouse traps (the CVS had spaces for them, but they were empty). MAKE IT GO AWAY!!!!


Cashmere - Sep 17, 2005 3:32:35 pm PDT #3615 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Deena, at least you knew what you found. My mother dragged me into my brother's room when I was 11 and asked me if that smell was pot. I replied, "No, Mom. That's incense. That's what you burn to cover the smell of pot."

My poor mum.


Topic!Cindy - Sep 17, 2005 3:37:37 pm PDT #3616 of 10001
What is even happening?

That's totally what you did, right Cindy?

Hee. No, I told her we needed to know where she was going, who she was going with, what they were going to do while there, and when she was coming home.

I'm still smiling from it.


Cashmere - Sep 17, 2005 3:39:58 pm PDT #3617 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

meara, sorry about your mouse.


Laura - Sep 17, 2005 3:41:52 pm PDT #3618 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

I totally read that Cindy was making her mom smoke pot.

EEEEEK, can you borrow a cat meara?


meara - Sep 17, 2005 3:43:07 pm PDT #3619 of 10001

meara, sorry about your mouse.

Right now I am trying to convince myself that it's not so much "my" mouse as just...passing through. But I rather doubt that. Also, it went under my couch, but I'm not sure where it went from there. ACK!

(And I just called a friend to see if I could borrow her cat, but she did not pick up. WAAAAH!)


DCJensen - Sep 17, 2005 3:44:05 pm PDT #3620 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

EEEEEK, can you borrow a cat meara?

"We named the cat Meara"


Topic!Cindy - Sep 17, 2005 3:45:22 pm PDT #3621 of 10001
What is even happening?

I totally read that Cindy was making her mom smoke pot.

I have sort of an irrational hate on for the stuff, and don't even like to be around people I love when they're smoking it. Not that I know anyone who does.


Laura - Sep 17, 2005 3:52:34 pm PDT #3622 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Phew. I was going to organize an intervention if you were making your mom a pothead.