David, that's kind of interesting.

I'm in a mad scramble to get everyone who hasn't already taken a training class into the class. There are limited slots available and this morning there were 3 classes, now there are 2. I had to pull teeth to find out which of our people need to take this.

I was informed that even though I'm not a permenent employee I'm still eligble for all of the training classes that non supervisors are eligible for. There aren't many choices, but I'm doing all the training I can. I think that will impress my supervisors and help justify making me a permenent employee.

Shutting your thumb in the hatchback of your minivan so hard that the damn thing latched.

Owieowieowie!!!! {{{Aimee!!!}}} Unfortunately, I know of what you speak having once slammed the tip of my middle finger in a car door once. And it was locked.

All the 2nd wind vibes you need, Nora {{{{{{

It's Friday, and payday.

I get my very first paycheck today!!! Those meager hundreds of dollars are mine!

Gris, that sounds both awesome and sucktacular. I don't know what to say. Possibly because I am hungry and need lunch.

Aims, that just sounds sucktacular. *kisses your thumb*

Nora, may you live in less interesting times.

Susan roooooooocks.

Ouch Aimee! Itty bitty frozen kisses to make it better.

Mmmm cookies!

{{Gud}} I hope you are able to have productive communication while smelling the roses this weekend.

So, Crush!Girl definitely likes me.

Yay! I am sympathetic to the conflicts, but enjoy the moment.

{{Nora}} I hope you get a nap before more drama.

All of my nails are splitting, and I can't tell if it's because of (a) stress (b) lack of [insert nutrient here] in my diet, or (c) bad reaction to the cheap nail polish I'm wearing. Most likely a combination of all three.

The same damn thing has happened to me. Like suddenly. I don’t know what is up. My only clue is that I have been very negligent in taking my vitamins the last couple months.

I sincerely believe in Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.

No you don't. You're insincere, and not only will the FSM pass you by, but the Great Pumpkin as well.

Also, I'm with Laura on the flirting. And have, in fact, flirted with Laura, which is good sexy fun. I recommend it. We should have a flirt with Laura day. It'll cheer everybody up, ease the cramps, cause Nora to have a restorative nap and speed the relief to the Gulf Coast.

We don't need to have a flirt with meara day, however, since every day is flirt with meara day. Even when she's not trying.

Jen will be happy to know that Atheism is also covered under the religious protection.

t does atheistic burnt toast impersonation

does atheistic burnt toast impersonation

Is that like chopped liver? You believe in all kinds of whackadoodle stuff. Free speech, gaming, haute cuisine...

aw bugger.

I just got caught in an office catnap by craxydum cow-orker.

I have never napped here before though, and I really needed a little shut eye.

You believe in all kinds of whackadoodle stuff. Free speech, gaming, haute cuisine...

It's not that I believe in those things, so much as I'm too lazy to strenuously question their existence.

flirts with Hec

In other mememe news. An odd and somewhat flattering thing happened. After I wrote my letter to the editor I received a couple calls on my home phone number from some newspaper guy. My phone number wasn’t published, bit I’m listed. Anyway, I called him back. He was calling to invite me to submit opinions, or other types of articles for his online news service. We talked for some time. Well, that was certainly unexpected.