Now hold on, I'm gonna press the right pedal harder. I expect us to accelerate.

Anya ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jessica - Sep 01, 2005 5:08:09 pm PDT #313 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

In somewhat happier news, today is exactly ONE month before I marry the only man in the world who could possibly love me enough to think my neuroses are cute.

Ooh, I did this one! And it's pretty damn cool.

(We're going to try and get tix to Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? tomorrow to celebrate, because on our actual anniversary, we were at someone else's wedding. Then we remembered that LAST year for our anniversary, we saw Long Day's Journey Into Night. Spending our anniversary watching dysfunctional alchoholics scream at their families on stage is becoming a tradition.)


Amy - Sep 01, 2005 5:17:17 pm PDT #314 of 10001
Because books.

Spending our anniversary watching dysfunctional alchoholics scream at their families on stage is becoming a tradition.

Well, the nice thing is that you have one.


Jessica - Sep 01, 2005 5:18:58 pm PDT #315 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

We also saw Assassins on the 4th of July. We are nothing if not committed to irony.


Maria - Sep 01, 2005 5:23:33 pm PDT #316 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Thanks, everyone!

Ooh, I did this one! And it's pretty damn cool.

Good, because a teeny, tiny part of me is waiting for him to pop up and say, "Psych!"

If you want dysfunctional alcoholics, I've got distant family in Italy to which I can point you. A vacation and liquor-fueled fun, all in one.


Steph L. - Sep 01, 2005 5:25:31 pm PDT #317 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

We also saw Assassins on the 4th of July. We are nothing if not committed to irony.

You're like Nick and Nora without all the murder and alcoholism!

(I have one suggestion so far, Guesstures, which is charades with a time limit. It's good stuff as a warm-up.)

Dear god -- Guesstures is SO. MUCH. FUN.


Jessica - Sep 01, 2005 5:26:18 pm PDT #318 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

You're like Nick and Nora without all the murder and alcoholism!

Why must you put limits on my dreams? Why?


Steph L. - Sep 01, 2005 5:30:00 pm PDT #319 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

You're like Nick and Nora without all the murder and alcoholism!

Why must you put limits on my dreams? Why?

If I can't crush at least one person's dreams a day, I'm not living up to my full potential.


Trudy Booth - Sep 01, 2005 5:39:17 pm PDT #320 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

In somewhat happier news, today is exactly ONE month before I marry the only man in the world who could possibly love me enough to think my neuroses are cute.

Link to the dress! Link to the dress!


ChiKat - Sep 01, 2005 5:44:46 pm PDT #321 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

{{Jilli}} That just sucks and they're totally missing out on the best person for the job.

I am in for a -t care package.


Maria - Sep 01, 2005 5:46:14 pm PDT #322 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Link to the dress! Link to the dress!

Your wish is my command: [link]