This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?

Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'


Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jessica - Sep 01, 2005 5:26:18 pm PDT #318 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

You're like Nick and Nora without all the murder and alcoholism!

Why must you put limits on my dreams? Why?


Steph L. - Sep 01, 2005 5:30:00 pm PDT #319 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

You're like Nick and Nora without all the murder and alcoholism!

Why must you put limits on my dreams? Why?

If I can't crush at least one person's dreams a day, I'm not living up to my full potential.


Trudy Booth - Sep 01, 2005 5:39:17 pm PDT #320 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

In somewhat happier news, today is exactly ONE month before I marry the only man in the world who could possibly love me enough to think my neuroses are cute.

Link to the dress! Link to the dress!


ChiKat - Sep 01, 2005 5:44:46 pm PDT #321 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

{{Jilli}} That just sucks and they're totally missing out on the best person for the job.

I am in for a -t care package.


Maria - Sep 01, 2005 5:46:14 pm PDT #322 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Link to the dress! Link to the dress!

Your wish is my command: [link]


billytea - Sep 01, 2005 5:48:08 pm PDT #323 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Your wish is my command: [link]

Oh, wow. Does it include the neck ribbon thingie?


ChiKat - Sep 01, 2005 5:48:54 pm PDT #324 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

That's beautiful, Maria. You're going to look like a princess.


Trudy Booth - Sep 01, 2005 5:48:58 pm PDT #325 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Your wish is my command: [link]

sighhhhh

Now give us the description...


Trudy Booth - Sep 01, 2005 5:49:53 pm PDT #326 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Does it include the neck ribbon thingie?

If you remove it her head falls off!

(tell me I'm not the only one who knows that ghost story!)


Maria - Sep 01, 2005 5:58:09 pm PDT #327 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Oh, wow. Does it include the neck ribbon thingie?

Nope. I added a very Audrey Hepburn-esque portrait collar to cover my shoulders and back for the church. I'll remove it for the reception.

Thank you, ChiKat. I almost want to marry the dress. But not quite.

Now give us the description...

Ivory silk mikado, hand-embroidered and beaded, chapel-length train that's already bustled three times, and simply beautiful. It's still the One. True. Dress.