It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


vw bug - Sep 14, 2005 4:58:51 am PDT #2852 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

I'm moving very slowly today. I got to school 15 minutes later than I wanted to 'cause I just couldn't get going this morning. This is going to be one long day...especially considering I'm not gonna get home till around 9pm. Ugh.

Someone send me some energy. Please?


Nora Deirdre - Sep 14, 2005 5:03:14 am PDT #2853 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

You can have all I've got to spare... but you may still want a secondary resource, as my energy levels are pretty low too...

I'm trying not to squander them on Dum-Ass Cow-orker. It's hard. She stresses me out so much!


vw bug - Sep 14, 2005 5:08:01 am PDT #2854 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Thanks, Nora! I appreciate all the help I can get.

And good on you for trying not to lose valuable resources on DAC.


vw bug - Sep 14, 2005 5:08:29 am PDT #2855 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Poptarts:

Boy, I need a new tag! Stat!


Nora Deirdre - Sep 14, 2005 5:09:23 am PDT #2856 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Funkified!


amych - Sep 14, 2005 5:16:37 am PDT #2857 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Other stuff not to waste precious resources on today:

  • loss of all data entered since July.
  • help desk that instead of saying "no, that's not possible", escalates things to me so I can be the one to say "no, that's not possible".
  • help desk software that doesn't exist for the Mac, and the web version repeatedly crashes the only one of my five browsers it will play in after any one action. Read case log. Crash browser. Change status of case to "work in progress". Crash browser. Send email to client. Crash browser. Change status to "resolved". Crash browser. Bang head against wall. Crash browser.
  • George Bush.


Gris - Sep 14, 2005 5:17:41 am PDT #2858 of 10001
Hey. New board.

Cute AND fuel-efficient.

...

Okay, that's bad.


Steph L. - Sep 14, 2005 5:18:36 am PDT #2859 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Boy, I need a new tag! Stat!

I EAT HAM!!!


Betsy HP - Sep 14, 2005 5:23:41 am PDT #2860 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

. Looks like I'll probably be taking the Research Assistant position that I was offered yesterday and letting down the Center for Women in Politics and Public Policy.

You are a job hunter. You are not letting anybody down.

Turning down != letting down. Letting down is when somebody was entitled to depend on you. Somebody who is interviewing is not entitled to depend on you.


Volans - Sep 14, 2005 6:05:35 am PDT #2861 of 10001
move out and draw fire

I have no energy, or I would send you some, vw.

Here is how much energy I don't have: the church about 5 blocks away is having some sort of shindig, and I am pretty sure that I saw Mary and Jesus icon snowglobes for sale at one of the stalls...and I don't have the energy to walk over and buy one.

I may be dying.