Timelies!

Can someone explain to me how I can sleep for almost 12 hours and still be exhausted? Thanks ever so much.

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When you sleep too much, you screw up your circadian rhythms. Or something.

Circadian rhythms are my answer to everything this week.

I'm hungry. That always happens when I go to sleep incredibly full. It's like my metabolism just goes wild when it actually has food to digest.

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I have an odd etiquette question that I suppose is best asked here.

Currently we're living in Rushcutters Bay, but Almanzo works on Darlinghurst in Kings Cross. The street is pretty much entirely taken up with strip clubs, bars, strip clubs that are really brothels, lingerie and sex toy stores, adult book stores, adult book stores that are really swingers clubs, etc. And a lot of women persuing the oldest profession. For the most part I don't get bothered, and now that Almanzo's at Sleevemasters, it's sort of a tiny bit like being Ben Edlund's dentist at a comic book convention.

So, now that we have the set up, here's the situation. There's one particular working girl who's been regularly offering me one of her services. And even though I decline each time, she asks again each night. The last few nights she's been saying she'll perform this act for free. And then follows me for several blocks. So what's the firm, but polite way to definitely tell a girl that you do not wish to see her vagina?

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I'm thinking, "Go surrender your pink somewhere else!" isn't it, Madrigal. Sorry, I got nothin'.

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Currently we're living in Rushcutters Bay, but Almanzo works on Darlinghurst in Kings Cross.

I am madly in love with all of these place names (and also love that you call your bf 'Almanzo').

So, now that we have the set up, here's the situation. There's one particular working girl who's been regularly offering me one of her services. And even though I decline each time, she asks again each night. The last few nights she's been saying she'll perform this act for free. And then follows me for several blocks. So what's the firm, but polite way to definitely tell a girl that you do not wish to see her vagina?

Oh, as usual, dear. I have no idea. "Stop soliciting me, or I'll call the police," might be too inflammatory, huh? Maybe just, "Stop bothering me. I walk by every night. I will never be interested."

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How about, "I've already got 24 hour access to the only vagina I'm interested in"?

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So what's the firm, but polite way to definitely tell a girl that you do not wish to see her vagina?

I'll give you Crush!Guy's phone number, and he can tell you what he said to me.

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I won't COMM your pain, Teppy. But if we had a Dark COMM thread, you'd have just won the sweeps.

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I considered saying something like, "Do I look like a gynecologist?" but I suspect her English isn't that good.

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I won't COMM your pain, Teppy. But if we had a Dark COMM thread, you'd have just won the sweeps.

Oh, you can totally COMM that, if you want. I'm moving from weeping pain to Hulk-smash anger.

t edit And I *love* the Throw Rocks at Boys game!

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