How about, "I've already got 24 hour access to the only vagina I'm interested in"?
A ghost? What's the deal? Is every frat on this campus haunted? And if so, why do people keep coming to these parties, cause it's not the snacks.
Xander ,'Dirty Girls'
Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Cashmere - Sep 13, 2005 4:28:10 am PDT #2613 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Steph L. - Sep 13, 2005 4:31:20 am PDT #2614 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
So what's the firm, but polite way to definitely tell a girl that you do not wish to see her vagina?
I'll give you Crush!Guy's phone number, and he can tell you what he said to me.
Topic!Cindy - Sep 13, 2005 4:33:40 am PDT #2615 of 10001
What is even happening?
I won't COMM your pain, Teppy. But if we had a Dark COMM thread, you'd have just won the sweeps.
Madrigal Costello - Sep 13, 2005 4:37:09 am PDT #2616 of 10001
It's a remora, dimwit.
I considered saying something like, "Do I look like a gynecologist?" but I suspect her English isn't that good.
Steph L. - Sep 13, 2005 4:40:23 am PDT #2617 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I won't COMM your pain, Teppy. But if we had a Dark COMM thread, you'd have just won the sweeps.
Oh, you can totally COMM that, if you want. I'm moving from weeping pain to Hulk-smash anger.
t edit And I *love* the Throw Rocks at Boys game!
Emily - Sep 13, 2005 4:41:32 am PDT #2618 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Or you could just give her his phone number. That might work out nicely.
brenda m - Sep 13, 2005 4:42:12 am PDT #2619 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Hee.
Madrigal Costello - Sep 13, 2005 4:45:20 am PDT #2620 of 10001
It's a remora, dimwit.
Well, does he seem the type that'd be into a petite, possibly teenaged, Asian prostitute?
Topic!Cindy - Sep 13, 2005 4:46:40 am PDT #2621 of 10001
What is even happening?
And I *love* the Throw Rocks at Boys game!If you lived nearby, I'd have brought you pie and ice cream, and written the URL on a napkin, but email was the best I could do.
Steph L. - Sep 13, 2005 4:52:01 am PDT #2622 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Well, does he seem the type that'd be into a petite, possibly teenaged, Asian prostitute?
Hell, probably so, since he doesn't like my big white ass.