How about, "I've already got 24 hour access to the only vagina I'm interested in"?
Wash: I mean, I'm the one she swore to love, honor and obey. Mal: Listen... She swore to obey? Wash: Well, no, not...
'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Cashmere - Sep 13, 2005 4:28:10 am PDT #2613 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Steph L. - Sep 13, 2005 4:31:20 am PDT #2614 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
So what's the firm, but polite way to definitely tell a girl that you do not wish to see her vagina?
I'll give you Crush!Guy's phone number, and he can tell you what he said to me.
Topic!Cindy - Sep 13, 2005 4:33:40 am PDT #2615 of 10001
What is even happening?
I won't COMM your pain, Teppy. But if we had a Dark COMM thread, you'd have just won the sweeps.
Madrigal Costello - Sep 13, 2005 4:37:09 am PDT #2616 of 10001
It's a remora, dimwit.
I considered saying something like, "Do I look like a gynecologist?" but I suspect her English isn't that good.
Steph L. - Sep 13, 2005 4:40:23 am PDT #2617 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I won't COMM your pain, Teppy. But if we had a Dark COMM thread, you'd have just won the sweeps.
Oh, you can totally COMM that, if you want. I'm moving from weeping pain to Hulk-smash anger.
t edit And I *love* the Throw Rocks at Boys game!
Emily - Sep 13, 2005 4:41:32 am PDT #2618 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Or you could just give her his phone number. That might work out nicely.
brenda m - Sep 13, 2005 4:42:12 am PDT #2619 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Hee.
Madrigal Costello - Sep 13, 2005 4:45:20 am PDT #2620 of 10001
It's a remora, dimwit.
Well, does he seem the type that'd be into a petite, possibly teenaged, Asian prostitute?
Topic!Cindy - Sep 13, 2005 4:46:40 am PDT #2621 of 10001
What is even happening?
And I *love* the Throw Rocks at Boys game!If you lived nearby, I'd have brought you pie and ice cream, and written the URL on a napkin, but email was the best I could do.
Steph L. - Sep 13, 2005 4:52:01 am PDT #2622 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Well, does he seem the type that'd be into a petite, possibly teenaged, Asian prostitute?
Hell, probably so, since he doesn't like my big white ass.