Currently we're living in Rushcutters Bay, but Almanzo works on Darlinghurst in Kings Cross.
I am madly in love with all of these place names (and also love that you call your bf 'Almanzo').
So, now that we have the set up, here's the situation. There's one particular working girl who's been regularly offering me one of her services. And even though I decline each time, she asks again each night. The last few nights she's been saying she'll perform this act for free. And then follows me for several blocks. So what's the firm, but polite way to definitely tell a girl that you do not wish to see her vagina?
Oh, as usual, dear. I have no idea. "Stop soliciting me, or I'll call the police," might be too inflammatory, huh? Maybe just, "Stop bothering me. I walk by every night. I will never be interested."
How about, "I've already got 24 hour access to the only vagina I'm interested in"?
So what's the firm, but polite way to definitely tell a girl that you do not wish to see her vagina?
I'll give you Crush!Guy's phone number, and he can tell you what he said to me.
I won't COMM your pain, Teppy. But if we had a Dark COMM thread, you'd have just won the sweeps.
I considered saying something like, "Do I look like a gynecologist?" but I suspect her English isn't that good.
I won't COMM your pain, Teppy. But if we had a Dark COMM thread, you'd have just won the sweeps.
Oh, you can totally COMM that, if you want. I'm moving from weeping pain to Hulk-smash anger.
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And I *love* the Throw Rocks at Boys game!
Or you could just give her his phone number. That might work out nicely.
Well, does he seem the type that'd be into a petite, possibly teenaged, Asian prostitute?
And I *love* the Throw Rocks at Boys game!
If you lived nearby, I'd have brought you pie and ice cream, and written the URL on a napkin, but email was the best I could do.
