They should film that story and show it every Christmas.

Xander ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Rio - Sep 10, 2005 6:37:38 pm PDT #2283 of 10001
Are you ready to be strong?

You are a nice husband.


DavidS - Sep 10, 2005 6:40:45 pm PDT #2284 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

You are a nice husband.

Thanks! She's going to be starving. And sweaty and tired. I think I'll put her in the bath with some bath salts and the candles and what not after she's fed.

Her Puritan schtick this year is to do rants in the manner of The Tick, but in Renaissance English. Inspired by Emmett's Little Wooden Boy, she made her own Wee Oaken Lad.


dw - Sep 10, 2005 6:47:34 pm PDT #2285 of 10001
Silence means security silence means approval

Thanks! She's going to be starving. And sweaty and tired. I think I'll put her in the bath with some bath salts and the candles and what not after she's fed.

Dear Mr. Smay,

STOP. MAKING. US. LOOK. BAD.

Signed, all the other married men in the world.


Laura - Sep 10, 2005 6:53:41 pm PDT #2286 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Mr. Smay is also making the married women look bad. I am sure that Brendon will be starving, sweaty, and tired when he gets in from fishing with Bobby. I do not intend to draw a bath or feed him. More likely I will grumpily request he deposit his fishy clothes outside and shower before entering my vicinity. He's on his own for late night snacks.


DavidS - Sep 10, 2005 7:03:16 pm PDT #2287 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

You know what smells better than mushrooms sauteeing in butter and garlic and white wine? Not much.


erikaj - Sep 10, 2005 7:04:01 pm PDT #2288 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Don't be fooled...Hecubus secretly runs a fic sweatshop. He sent me those discs to compel words from me. And copyright infringement. And possibly the purchase of a Not! sucking stereo.


Laura - Sep 10, 2005 7:06:21 pm PDT #2289 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

There is quite a long list of things that smell good sauteeing in butter and garlic and white wine.

I bought one of the big containers of whole peeled garlic cloves recently and have been including mass quantities of garlic in everything. Yum.


DCJensen - Sep 10, 2005 7:07:38 pm PDT #2290 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Retro Porn Article at Wired online.


P.M. Marc - Sep 10, 2005 7:12:01 pm PDT #2291 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

You know what smells better than mushrooms sauteeing in butter and garlic and white wine?

Mushrooms and fresh shrimp sauteeing in butter and garlic and white wine.

My mouth waters at the thought.


Laura - Sep 10, 2005 7:18:04 pm PDT #2292 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Some wonderful photos on that link Daniel.