Cordelia ,'Storyteller'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Wow, I can't read the thread for two days and come back to 1000s of messages! Okay, a thousand.
(askye, don't worry, I'm sure that Federer will kick Agassiz's butt.)
And back 1000-some messages:
"Fucking cocksucking goddamn bastard son of a whore bubble!"
If Emm were to say this in that tiny baby voice? It would just be cute. . . plus the temptation to laugh would be very very large.
And everyone talks too much about cake and cupcakes here . . . want cake.
JZ's on her way home from the Faire. I'm making her a quick clam sauce over linguini. Sautee mushrooms in olive oil and butter and garlic. Toss in canned clams with the juice. Some basil. Little wine. Mix with pasta.
You are a nice husband.
You are a nice husband.
Thanks! She's going to be starving. And sweaty and tired. I think I'll put her in the bath with some bath salts and the candles and what not after she's fed.
Her Puritan schtick this year is to do rants in the manner of The Tick, but in Renaissance English. Inspired by Emmett's Little Wooden Boy, she made her own Wee Oaken Lad.
Thanks! She's going to be starving. And sweaty and tired. I think I'll put her in the bath with some bath salts and the candles and what not after she's fed.
Dear Mr. Smay,
STOP. MAKING. US. LOOK. BAD.
Signed, all the other married men in the world.
Mr. Smay is also making the married women look bad. I am sure that Brendon will be starving, sweaty, and tired when he gets in from fishing with Bobby. I do not intend to draw a bath or feed him. More likely I will grumpily request he deposit his fishy clothes outside and shower before entering my vicinity. He's on his own for late night snacks.
You know what smells better than mushrooms sauteeing in butter and garlic and white wine? Not much.
Don't be fooled...Hecubus secretly runs a fic sweatshop. He sent me those discs to compel words from me. And copyright infringement. And possibly the purchase of a Not! sucking stereo.
There is quite a long list of things that smell good sauteeing in butter and garlic and white wine.
I bought one of the big containers of whole peeled garlic cloves recently and have been including mass quantities of garlic in everything. Yum.
Retro Porn Article at Wired online.