then he realizes it is Delores.
It took me years to figure out what female body part would rhyme with "Dolores," because I pronounce "clitoris" as clit-er-is, with maybe a faint stress on the first syllable. I assume that other people pronounce it cli-TOR-isss? Because that's the only thing that makes sense.
I had the same exact problem, Steph. In fact, I think someone ended up telling me!
Delores
Now there's a name that's been badly mistreated by the English language. In Spanish, "Dolores" is lovely and meaningful, but "D'LORis" has no hope of ever sounding good. It's doomed to truckstop-waitressdom forever.
I had the same exact problem, Steph. In fact, I think someone ended up telling me!
Yeah, I think that ultimately I had to ask someone (with great sheepishness).
Tep is me. Again.
Poor Tep.
But that must be it, for the woman's name thing. One last way that I'm still vanilla is I can't remember saying it ever.
because I pronounce "clitoris" as clit-er-is, with maybe a faint stress on the first syllable.
That's how I pronounce it, though I don't think I've ever used the word in a conversation. Plus the standard porn reference is to the clit.
My mother's middle name is Delores. Well, half her middle name. The other half is Delrio. I don't think anyone's said it out loud in decades.
{{{{{-t}}}}} My thoughts are with you and your family.
Not too long ago, I noticed all the women in my family (grandmothers, mom, sisters, nieces) all have names that end it "-ee" sounds. It's a tad creepy.
Plus the standard porn reference is to the clit.
I thought it was the pearly centre? Or, alternately, her little nubbin of fun?
It's been a while since I read porn, I admit. At least the stuff with chicks in it.
Dr. Dissector Delores Delrio who-knew-there-was-a-lastname?