I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.

Cheese Man ,'Chosen'


Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


ChiKat - Sep 09, 2005 7:50:51 am PDT #1869 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

{{{{{-t}}}}} My thoughts are with you and your family.

Not too long ago, I noticed all the women in my family (grandmothers, mom, sisters, nieces) all have names that end it "-ee" sounds. It's a tad creepy.


§ ita § - Sep 09, 2005 7:51:09 am PDT #1870 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Plus the standard porn reference is to the clit.

I thought it was the pearly centre? Or, alternately, her little nubbin of fun?

It's been a while since I read porn, I admit. At least the stuff with chicks in it.


amych - Sep 09, 2005 7:51:51 am PDT #1871 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Dr. Dissector Delores Delrio who-knew-there-was-a-lastname?


Topic!Cindy - Sep 09, 2005 7:52:16 am PDT #1872 of 10001
What is even happening?

Teppy, I think you say it correctly, and I think that, because when I first the word clitoris, I assumed it sounded more like Delores, and was surprised to hear it pronounced more like CLIT-er-iss.


Topic!Cindy - Sep 09, 2005 7:53:43 am PDT #1873 of 10001
What is even happening?

[link] Dictionary.com won't come down on clitoris.

Typical.


erikaj - Sep 09, 2005 7:54:05 am PDT #1874 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Cindy is also me...how did I end up spread across the nation this way


amych - Sep 09, 2005 7:54:30 am PDT #1875 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Typical

snerk


erikaj - Sep 09, 2005 7:55:03 am PDT #1876 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

bwah.


§ ita § - Sep 09, 2005 7:57:13 am PDT #1877 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Dr. Dissector Delores Delrio who-knew-there-was-a-lastname?

That's the one. Who married Herschel Galileo I'm-dumping-both-those-names-for-my-mother's-surname who-knew-there-was-a-lastname.

In fact, when my mother told me my father's middle name, she also made me promise to not tell him where I found out. I knew about the Herschel, although he doesn't use it -- just shortens it to H. The idea of one of my grandmothers being a big silent movie fan and the other an astronomy fan tickles me to no end. I mean, they were both poor and living in the sticks in the third world at the time.


P.M. Marc - Sep 09, 2005 7:57:33 am PDT #1878 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Ooh, I really like Evelyn Lastname. It has a very nice flow.

It really does.

I get disconcerted by families that have some kids with really trendy names and some kids with more traditional names.

I am sandwiched between an Alison and an Ian. Not that my name is trendy, but still. Vastly unfair. Of course, they got the crap initials. Ali's are CLAM (Cindy Lee Alison McLastname), and Ian's are IBM (Ian Bruce McLastname).

Me, I'm PMM (well, socially, I suppose I'd be PMMM). Which means I never dated any Smiths or Smythes.